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calypsopub, in Black olive birthday

Things like this restore my faith in humanity.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Black olive birthday

I went to Olive Garden restaurant once with a friend of mine, and during dinner he made the claim that Olive Garden consumes 20% of the world’s black olive supply. I couldn’t convince him of how ludicrous this was even despite pointing out the measly two slices of black olive in our shared salad bowl.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

That’s hilarious.

chiliedogg,

It’s a shitty garden that causes a net decrease in the world’s supply of their crop.

Just another way Olive Garden is terrible.

pete_the_cat,

“it’s in the name, bro!”

andy_wijaya_med, in Black olive birthday
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Much salt. ಠ_ಠ

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

thks for your comment, sir

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Eh pizza from these types of restaurants already isn’t that healthy to begin with and your body can more than tank the effects of an occasional special treat like this.

Just remember to drink a lot of water.

Chocrates,

It’s salty before the 10 lbs of olives, this is gonna be like licking a salt block, regardless of the health consequences.

Speaking of, wasn’t there an article on lemmy the other day saying the studies on salt and blood pressure are not actually that conclusive?

Uh… Asking for a friend

evranch,

Who’s to say there’s a problem with licking a salt block? You’re out there in the pasture sweating in the hot sun and there it is, all tempting and shiny and blue…

The only issue is the shiny comes from the cow slobber

thisisnotgoingwell,

Yeah but who’s gonna eat a whole pizza by themselves? They probably had two slices like a normal person and ate the rest the next day.

😶‍🌫️

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar
Jarix,

Probably less salty still than these things!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice?wprov=sfla1

lugal, in Black olive birthday

I love that it’s just one element of a list

dani, in Black olive birthday

This looks delicious!

Shyfer, in Black olive birthday

It’s a strange thing for a person to love that much, but it’d also very sweet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nah, it’s salty.

SCBenny2k, in Black olive birthday

I love black olives on my pizza. I’d eat the hell out of this!

TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

same, i dig it

MargotRobbie, in Anything to make their grandbaby happy
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Can someone please mention to their grandparents they like the Barbie movie? Thanks.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is how you wind up in a fridge, Margot.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

😭

EdanGrey, in The mothership

Good this is so cute

ArugulaZ, in The mothership
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Cygnus X-1

atyaz, in Black olive birthday

Is that what I need to say to get enough black olives, they always add like 2 to each slice

Misconduct,

I worked at subway forever ago and they trained us to put like 3 olive slices at a time per 6inch. If they asked for more we were specifically told to keep doing 3 at a time because most people feel too awkward to keep asking repeatedly. I always felt like such an asshole sprinkling them on while they stared at me in disbelief at my stinginess…

Jarix,

Hey i just sent this to my brother saying “me at subway”

Thanks for sharing this because now i know it’s not that they aren’t understanding me but that this is standard operating procedure for the workers. Ill try to have fun with it and try to make it less painful for them in the future.

Thanks!

Hossenfeffer, in Black olive birthday
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

Needs anchovies to up the saltiness.

hakunawazo, in Black olive birthday

Sounds like a manual similar to the ChatGPT hacks. Just repeat olive an infinite number of times.

dustyData, in Got a new sound system

Whenever I see this meme I always think she is the sub-woofer and the two puppers are the stereo twitters.

Bunnylux, in Got a new sound system
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

Ancient, prehistoric, but quality.

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