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ininewcrow, in Inclusion
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“I had a man come to me and he said, OP, I could never post screenshots without a PC because I only use a smartphone”

“So I thought today we’d do a series of screenshots stitched together on a smartphone, just to show you that anyone can post screenshots”

NocturnalMorning, in Self love

This is either very wholesome, or super creepy.

Cesarean6904,

Its netiher because its not real.

Koof_on_the_Roof,

She has a blue tick after her name, so Elon says it is.

awnery,

it must be cold out there in the void of deep space where nothing happens

agent_flounder,
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Cold but we get so much reading done out here.

awnery,

when i get there, i promise to be never less than 9 trillion light years away.

actually, uh, i brought a 256 gig full of books. how long will that last me? what happens when i run out? I read the same 50 books until infinity?

activ8r,

I think it is heavily dependent on if she used a different voice, or not, for the “I love you, too” bit.

DigitalPaperTrail,

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  • elscallr,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    Well that makes me sad

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

    I love this take

    Rozz,

    Because this is the 12th time she has come out of her room after she is supposed to be in bed.

    flicker, in Self love

    For the naysayers; I used to do this as a kid, because there were 6 people (minimum) to say goodnight to, and I was told it was impolite to miss "anyone." And I'm someone, too.

    I'm in my late 30s and every once in a while I'll say goodnight to whoever is in my room (even if it's just my cat) and then goodnight to me.

    elscallr,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    I say goodnight to my cat every night. She was feral when I kidnapped adopted her and she still has some of those tendencies. One is not sleeping in my bed. If I sleep on the couch, she’ll sleep next to me. If I’m in my bed she’ll occasionally jump up to check on me. But she doesn’t sleep with me as a rule.

    So every night before I turn out the lights I tell her it’s bed time and say goodnight.

    Kyrgizion, in Self love

    When I can learn a thing or two from a toddler…

    Asafum,

    Right?

    Me: forgets pencil in another room. “Way to go you fucking worthless pile of garbage! How could anyone possibly love you, you’re so goddamn pathetic it’s a wonder you even remember to breathe.”

    psycho_driver, in Self love

    It’s all fun and games until self starts telling other self it’s stabby time.

    MuffinHeeler, in Self love

    My 3 year old’s hands have arguments with each other.

    What am I doing wrong?

    TotallynotJessica,
    @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

    Nothing. That is peak performance.

    theangryseal,

    I took mine to her 3 year doctor visit yesterday. I noticed little bruises on her hands and I said, “what happened to your hands. It looks like you’re biting yourself.” She replied, “Sissy bite me.” Which I’ve been putting sissy in timeout for. This looked intentional though. Like she had to be a willing participant.

    It hit me that she may be encouraging her sister to bite her until she leaves a mark to get her in trouble, so I decided to watch closer.

    Last night I seen her take her sister’s head and move it toward her hand a few times. Finally she latched on hard. “Waaaaa, sissy bite me!”

    She wanted her sister’s toy and found a way to get it.

    She’s doing evil genius shit lol.

    I told her, “She’s not gonna get in trouble if you put your hand in her mouth. You’ll be the one to go to timeout.”

    Hopefully that stops it.

    FlyingSquid, in Ominous positivity
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Hang in there. You will, because to do otherwise would mean falling to your death and you cling tenaciously to life.

    weedazz, in Ominous positivity

    For real tho this is how my immigrant parents think/cope with life and honestly I think it keeps them going pretty effectively

    Zehzin, in Ominous positivity
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Everything will be alright. Do you really think you have a choice?

    Darkard, in Ominous positivity

    Things will get better. I’ve already made sure of it.

    Hamartiogonic,
    @Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

    They can’t hurt you any more. Or anyone else, for that matter.

    kubica, in Ominous positivity
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    That thing is broken, don't worry it will repair itself.

    arquebus_x, in Ominous positivity

    The OG is Psalm 23:6 in a more accurate translation than what most people know:

    "Surely goodness and mercy will chase me down all the days of my life..."

    Xanthrax,
    @Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s less ominous if you just pretend it’s your dog <3

    Swedneck, in Ominous positivity
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    i mean this is pretty much the conclusion of the communist manifesto: you cannot stop the proletariat revolution, only delay it.

    modifier, in Ominous positivity

    I’m positive you’re fucked.

    jjjalljs, in Ominous positivity

    There’s an album I like titled “Good living is coming for you” and I like that it sounds positive at first, but on further thought it’s more menacing.

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