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capnminus, in The best feeling
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can’t relate

JoYo, in The best feeling
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right before they try and convince you that you too should be miserable.

bruhduh, in The best feeling
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Darkula

unreachable, in The best feeling
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adorable void

PedroMaldonado, in Self-love

Ah-goddamm-dorable

chetradley, in Self-love

My <2 year old scared the shit out of me when he started doing voices for his stuffed animals. Nothing gets you out of bed faster than hearing your kid say over the baby monitor, “night night,” and then a different voice say, “night night baby.”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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That’s amazing, haha.

khannie,
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I feel that scramble.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) in Self-love

Don’t let anyone steal multiple personality disorder from you.

lud,

Or yourself! You are the worst offender at stealing your own personalities!

FlyingSquid, in Self-love
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I was at the convenient care clinic this morning, and a girl who couldn’t have been more than 18 months old, saw a boy who was about her age and said, “a baby! Hi, baby!”

I_Has_A_Hat, in Self-love

Seems like a lot of words for a 3 year old.

GrabtharsHammer,

Not really. By 3 most kids have a solid fluent vocabulary of a thousand words or so. And most importantly, they never, ever, ever shut up.

dream_weasel,

My 3 yo told me tonight when I had her pacifier that it wasn’t for me, only for her and her little brother not mommy and daddy. Then I said what about the dog? And she told me the dog doesn’t like a paci because she doesn’t have big lips.

WTF kid. True but wtf.

khannie,
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Aww. Bless your innocent heart. They never shut up.

Also there’s such a huge difference between 3 years and zero days versus 3 years and 10 months for example. They’re just vastly different humans from a cognitive and vocabulary perspective.

cynar,

By 3, my daughter was having full conversations. She made plenty of minor mistakes, but was using full adult like sentences. She was often more quiet around other people, but in private, she wouldn’t shut up.

I think my daughter even used similar sentences, she still has a tendency to chatter to herself, when alone.

JudahBenHur, in Self-love

bullshit

Vengefu1Tuna,

When my daughter was this age, she would talk to herself like this. Not these exact words, but very similar.

JudahBenHur,

well then thats nice. I’m not trying to be a prick, I just don’t buy moms going on twitter and writing things like this.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Self-love

Oh sure, when a 3 year old does it it’s cute, but when WE do it, it’s “dissociative identity disorder.”

phorq,

It’s only dissociative if the identities aren’t getting along.

occhionaut,

currently running a bingo event in my mind fortress for all the fellas.

postmateDumbass,

I see what you did there.

Emerald,

I don’t see how anyone would think this is DID

ignotum, in Helping with the cleaning

You want to get rid of the snow to make walking there easier and safer?

Screw you! Super slippery ice everywhere!

LemmyKnowsBest, in Helping with the cleaning

You’d think that man is old enough he would’ve learned the concept of futility by now

chemical_cutthroat,
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He’s pushing away/removing ice. He isn’t sweeping the water they are splashing.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Oh I see.

Icy

LOL

ada,
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Cool pun

SeedyOne, in Panda Winter Games

Anyone else notice that GIF host is incredibly slow?

slacktoid, in 25 December 1978
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As long you aint Jon

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