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shalafi, in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe

Y’all took the bait.

Slow, in Saturday blues

Some people think giving a dog a beer is a good idea…

get_the_reference_, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!

Iamsqueegee, in Saturday blues

chiHUAhua

Ryan213, in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe
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Memory IS RAM!

EtherWhack, in But I eat when I'm sad
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She’s going places

half_built_pyramids, in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe

Oof

AllNewTypeFace, in True shit
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Surely using a powerful magnet would be more effective

psy32nd,

Not if the cup is made out of plastic

AllNewTypeFace,
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Put the magnet inside the cup.

psy32nd,

But glue is more liquid than a magnet (liquid in sense of money because it’s easily available like cash)

raynethackery, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?

Green - Residential

Blue - Commercial

Yellow - Industrial

FartsWithAnAccent, in Bob and the bobcat
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Whenever I find a trail cam, I like to stick my face in front of it from one of the sides or top so it looks like I'm floating or hanging upside down.

Amaltheamannen, in Your girlfriend who makes ahegao

Don’t the dog

alienanimals, in Customer support

“You can copy my homework, but don’t make it too similar”

Poland: HOLD MY BEER

littlebluespark, in Someone in props in getting fired for that
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So… You mean high school theater?

justlookingfordragon, in Someone in props in getting fired for that
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“Back in the day” I used to go to medieval fairs with friends quite often, and all of us were in full costume, from head to toe. It is a lot easier to change into those clothes at home rather than put them on when you arrive at your destination, so we already looked like a LotR troupe when we left home.

One time on of our knights wanted to quickly get some more cash before we drove off, so he marched into the bank - in full metal plate, only missing the helmet and weapons 'cause they were in the trunk at the time. It took a while before he came back, laughing his ass off because he had to reassure the lone bank teller in there that he was NOT a lunatic trying to rob him.

The bank got its first ATM a couple weeks later, which might or might not have been a coincidence.

Diprount_Tomato, in It's not door number 2?
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