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FlyingSquid, in Pls help
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, you’re a barbarian. Maybe try chewing some willow bark and, oh, I don’t know… how about nettle tea? I’m sure that will do something or other. By the way, have you considered a good bloodletting?

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N, in Remember when this was on TV every year?
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

I remember when Wisecrack was worth watching

meldrik, in Startling!

Couldn’t resist doing Mr. Kim’s accent, as I read it.

NaoPb, in Microplastic overdose

You’d think these could be seperated perfectly by pieces of wax paper.

Vej, in Knives out, cat!

Is there context behind this?

Fox, in Spooky sewer sandler moment
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

Looks more like a sewer Serj

Omgarm, in Useful tip for declutering your mind.

Stebbins!

gatelike, in Microplastic overdose

my mom used to buy that crap along with nasty white bread. she still microwaves food on plastic plates that are decades old with visible knife cuts and bacteria stains in them. she used to be a life long democrat like our blue collar grand parents. Now she wants to stop immigrants even though she wouldn’t recognize any and doesn’t live anywhere near a border and she’s already retired.

Anyway, don’t eat that cheese, pick something else and don’t turn into a dick when you get old.

pipows, in The actors who have played this iconic role
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t think the problem with Leto’s Joker was Leto, but the production and the script

DriftinGrifter, in Is this still available?

Seen someone hit a halfpipe in these

octoperson, in Bread

Bunch of people ain’t getting curly hair!

theblueredditrefugee, in I'm not a monster

I still feel bad about the one time I didn’t return a shopping cart.

A creepy guy was hitting on me and wouldn’t take no for an answer, didn’t feel safe to go anywhere but in my car and the fuck out of there.

WashedOver, in Dear god...
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

What’s going on down there? You guys ok? Please don’t ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to…

Imgonnatrythis, in If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.

Any of you guys try this and find out your builder used the sugar free kind? Wtf?

AceQuorthon, in I'd "Aaa" too tbh

When the pee be “Aaa”

It do be like that

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