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bruhduh, in Prometheus
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out

yamapikariya, in 4202 g
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

The same age

MightyGalhupo, in Damn I love pocky

Where’s she from?

LemmyKnowsBest, in made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

groucho,
@groucho@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?

OmnislashIsACloudApp,

lol you don’t have to out yourself like that bud, I’m sure you’ll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

“Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.

OmnislashIsACloudApp,

by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma’am

Resol, in Data leak
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

The room smells like data now. I can’t breathe that stuff in.

XEAL, in KFC chicken be shrinkin'

Toxic capitalism working as expected.

SubArcticTundra, in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Where is that?

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Serre Chevalier

youtu.be/-hXi9_RTN4o?si=EF1hkoDeKVxstTbR

intensely_human, in Humans Against Shitting

I prefer Humans Against Masturbating And Shitting

amansman, in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes

Looks like Cool Boarders.

TIMMAY, in Northern star gang

I never use that app for its main purpose but I do play around with it occasionally. I recently found im at about ~780 ft above sea level (idk what that is in logical units like meters probably at least 4 meters murica)

dylanTheDeveloper, in Humans Against Shitting
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I’m a HAS-been supporter and I’m PROUD

fossphi, in Humans Against Shitting

It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste

over_clox,

Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…

fossphi,

Born to shit, forced to wipe

original_reader,

You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.

TheBlue22, in Too hot for me

It doesn’t feel right to ask for help, or rather, it didn’t used to feel right. I am getting better at accepting help and compliments, but it still feels weird. I enjoy giving help more than receiving it honestly

fne8w2ah, in NASA has some explaining to do

Literal atheist moment lol 🤣

brassorchid, in Humans Against Shitting
@brassorchid@kbin.social avatar

gotta do as much disgusting shit as possible for the creepy watchers. this is what they get.

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