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buddascrayon, in THE DAY HATH COME

Yeah it really makes one wish there really was a hell and not just total oblivion.

ARk, in Show some respect.

excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]

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yetAnotherUser,
ARk,

lol damn it’s a shitpost guys

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.

That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.

You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.

Be well fellow human.

Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: lemmy.world/comment/5549733

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush

graymess, in Japanese chip flavors

Visited Japan recently and was surprised at the lack of fucked up chip flavors. Sure, they were somewhat different, but still clearly chip-appropriate food flavors. My friend there tells me stuff like this tends to be sold at very limited times and also varies by region. So weird flavors are more like rare special editions than the norm.

fastandcurious, in No nut November is finally over but...

I prefer destroy dick december

Sabre363, in You can do it!

And a disturbing lack of ever-important money

dipshit, in No nut November is finally over but...

I can’t wait to poop this.

Draegur, in hmm rock

our brains run simulations of awful situations all the time as a diagnostic self-test system. The fact that we recoil in revulsion from destructive intrusive thoughts is a sign that we are still at least nominally sane. Those who yearn for peace prepare for war. Likewise, those who care for their loved ones prepare to face terrible events that might befall them.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“why yes indeed brain, it would fucking suck if i jumped off this cliff, thank you for verifying that even if i had no plans of doing so anyways…”

nik9000,

That’s why I hate Ferris wheels. Every time.

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Now imagine riding one with your wife and TWO CHILDREN.

NEVER. FUCKING. AGAIN.

(Disclaimer: nothing happened, but the fucking horror and constant stress. That’s the kind of shit I have no problem doing by myself or with my wife only.)

fosho,

I’m the guy who thinks it would be great… for 3 seconds anyway.

maniclucky,

That rather depends on the height I would think.

pixeltree,

It would be great for a few seconds and then it wouldn’t matter anymore. Win win

pigup, in Show some respect.
veroxii,

Is he wearing pants?

moistclump,

What a wonderful person. I would love to be at his bbq.

iAmTheTot, in Funny T-shirt
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Vader never says "Luke, I am your father."

XEAL, (edited )

No. I am your father”

Gilles_D,

Maybe he said it in private when they had a moment off camera

nueonetwo, in Group chat

Minus the vague threat I used to come home from school most days to one of these

blanketswithsmallpox,

Then quit taking food in your room then shoving the trash under your bed.

nueonetwo,

No, and the notes were generally about cleaning up the kitchen/family room and taking the chicken out of the freezer.

FiskFisk33,

…vague?

Agent641, (edited )

Specificity would be “im going to whoop each of you in the back of the knees with a looped extension cord until they go purple so that it hurts when you walk but your pants cover them up.”

bcgm3, in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...
@bcgm3@lemmy.world avatar

Of course he doesn’t smell, his mask completely covers up his nose.

Bahalex, in Thanks Shane you beautiful Irish Bard

RIP.

Rabble rouse In Perpetuity, I dont think he’d ever rest peacefully.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...

This is what Joker wants to keep everyone distracted with because

Joker got away

douz0a0bouz, in * scroll *

Username doesn’t check out

TheOneWithTheHair,
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Asclepiaz, in subs > dubs

I prefer subs but as a person who has to be doing something I tend to watch dubs so I can multitask. My husband thinks I’m a monster but that scarf didn’t knit itself ya know?

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