HawlSera,

Nice tits sir

pigup,
veroxii,

Is he wearing pants?

moistclump,

What a wonderful person. I would love to be at his bbq.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This a really masculine cow (which are female)

burgersc12,

back at the barnyard these are both males…

poplargrove,

SMH they snuck trans agenda past us

Guster,

I think we all looked

GlitterInfection,

Yeah, well, I don’t want to suck your eyes.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This is udder chaos

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

milking it for all they’ve got

hakunawazo,

I think it’s a moo-tivational poster and in our breast interest.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I loved her in Kung Pow, great fight scene

ARk,

excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]

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yetAnotherUser,
ARk,

lol damn it’s a shitpost guys

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.

That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.

You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.

Be well fellow human.

Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: lemmy.world/comment/5549733

x4740N,
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Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush

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