ARk,

excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]

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yetAnotherUser,
ARk,

lol damn it’s a shitpost guys

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.

That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.

You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.

Be well fellow human.

Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: lemmy.world/comment/5549733

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I loved her in Kung Pow, great fight scene

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This is udder chaos

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

milking it for all they’ve got

hakunawazo,

I think it’s a moo-tivational poster and in our breast interest.

GlitterInfection,

Yeah, well, I don’t want to suck your eyes.

Guster,

I think we all looked

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This a really masculine cow (which are female)

burgersc12,

back at the barnyard these are both males…

poplargrove,

SMH they snuck trans agenda past us

pigup,
veroxii,

Is he wearing pants?

moistclump,

What a wonderful person. I would love to be at his bbq.

HawlSera,

Nice tits sir

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