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GrammatonCleric, in Romantic gesture
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🤌

FlyingSquid, in Can you hear the drums?
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Tangentially related- My name is the same as that of a 1970s song title and chorus and I worked in a place where a co-worker spoke that line to me every time he saw me every single day. I wanted to kill him by the time I left. I also hate that song. And no, I won’t tell you what song.

Kase,

Bohemian Rhapsody /s

altasshet,

Rasputin?

KingJalopy,
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I feel you. I was in junior high when the matrix came out. My last name is Anderson. I fucking hated that shit. Misteeer Anderson… Inevitably they would wait for me to say My name is neo but they didn’t get it.

Ziglin,

pretty please :>

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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I’ll just say that it was not Mandy by Barry Manilow. Because they didn’t name boys Mandy back then.

EDIT: No wait, there’s Mandy Patinkin. Anyway, my name isn’t Mandy.

AngryCommieKender,

Gotcha, Sue.

Mercury,

It’s gotta be Roxanne.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it, you figured it out!

Noodle07,

It’s a cute name too, but yeah it would pop into my head every time I hear your name

cashews_best_nut,

Roxanne!

🎶🎶 You don’t have to put on the red light 🎶🎶

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

My favourite version of that song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn0xXo1gwGY

drislands,

Or Jolene!

ScrollerBall,

Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown?

can, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

What does it mean? Fire blanket?

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

asteriskeverything, (edited )

I thought this exchange was sarcastic but then I scrolled up and oh…

lol I never would have guessed

richteas,

Hmmm, the ISO standard sign for this looks different: iso.org

TheOneWithTheHair, (edited )
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https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/standards.png

Standards aren’t regulations. A standard is a guideline. You can find the above sign in many places, including: www.gjplastics.co.uk/fire-blanket-sign/

Other variations of fire blanket signs:

The “We Took Inspiration From ISO but did our own thing” sign compliancesigns.com/…/fire-blanket-located-here-s…

The “Downward Pointing Missile” sign: compliancesigns.com/…/fire-blanket-sign-nhe-7550-…

The “Flaming Tentacles” sign: www.keysigns.co.uk/…/fire-blanket-signs-p789

The “why is there a hat?” sign: vectorstock.com/…/signs-of-fire-blanket-sign-vect…

RobotZap10000, in Let's get Disturbed

That ain’t no emerald city, that’s zaza city!

son_named_bort, in Kids are brutal

Kids can be so cruel.

howsetheraven, in subs > dubs

And then you turn on dubs and it’s all “And such as this and thus, as I have said so, and I declare in this moment.”

therealjcdenton, in Kids are brutal

Ah yes the burnt Quesadilla of '19

blazera, in Come ride me.
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After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

Maultasche,

Klaus?

altasshet,

Klaus.

steventhedev,

You clearly haven’t watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

PowerGloveSoBad,

Handschlag mit Gefahr

MightyGalhupo,

I love this

saltesc, (edited ) in Same.

I see two pandas in a slap flurry fight but the hat blocks out their heads.

https://media.tenor.com/U9nZQ_OTmFsAAAAd/comedysportz-comedy.gif

funkless_eck,

wait is that ComedySportz Manchester? Real fucking niche gif if so.

jbk, in No nut November is finally over but...

Fuck I failed already

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Come ride me.
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And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

1995ToyotaCorolla,
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I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!

Veneroso,

Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

MightyGalhupo,

opens incognito mode

Veneroso,

Oh brother there’s no hiding from the shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

MightyGalhupo,

Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

SocialMediaRefugee, in No nut November is finally over but...

I hope it is fiber February then

RIP_Cheems, in Japanese chip flavors
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The good kind.

HATEFISH, in Thanks Shane you beautiful Irish Bard

The No Use for a Name cover was my first exposure to the song for any punk fans. Unfortunately the Pogues didn’t seem all that well known (or at least discussed/played) in my neck of the woods.

JPJones, in It's like everyday

Exhale all the way Hold it for 30 seconds Breath through your nose

stebo02,
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30 seconds of breath holding feels like ages though

JPJones,

It’s worse, even, since you have expel as much air from your lungs as you can manage for it to work reliably.

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