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HonoraryMancunian, in Underappreciated humour
ndru, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

“But he didn’t win, the election was stolen”

You can never hold a narcissist to their word; they’d sooner warp the fabric of reality to match their narrative than be wrong.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

This isn’t a real Trump tweet. It’s too coherent.

criitz,

Nah it’s real

quatschkopf34, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

You‘re not allowed to say anything bad about China or Russia over there. Got banned on a few communities too. The mods over there are pretty petty and enforce the „rules“ as they like.

Sailing7,

For real now?

I dont want to have to search all the communities that I subscribed to again.

Does anybody know if there is an easy way to bring your subscribtions with you when opening an account on a new instance?

SomeBoyo,
Sailing7,

Niice, thanks a lot!

XEAL,

Ahhh, the Reddit way

sharkfucker420, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m going to be real with you bro. I’ve come across posts and comments from you before and without reading anything you’ve said here I can guarantee it’s because you had nonsense or uninformed takes on something a mod cared a lot about. Probably global affairs or communism.

SaakoPaahtaa,

The only uninformed takes I read on this site on communism come from communists themselves.

GrayBackgroundMusic,

No comment on the topic, just your name made me chuckle.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I should be allowed to post my nonsense and uninformed takes however I please and get ridiculed by the community for it, not outright quiet-banned by mods just because they didn’t like me. I’m a big boy, I can take the heat.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

You sound like the type of person who goes to concert just to tell people the band isn’t good

Th4tGuyII, (edited ) in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Who could've known he'd end up doing the exact opposite of what he said by desperately trying to cling to power, even going so far as to try to coup the government

Gabu, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, but on the other hand: fuck tobacco, smoking and all drugs. Drugs are for losers.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but when you’re stoned, you don’t care if you’re a loser. That’s the point of getting stoned.

vsh, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

🇺🇸🤝🇷🇺

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

This is an perfect example of the empty room fallacy also a pretty funny meme as well

Essentially the empty room fallacy is where you can’t use any public social media platforms or say these things in public but you can say these things in a empty room. Is that still free speech. No that’s absurd. The purpose of speech is to be able to communicate share ideas common interests to talk to one and another and to be able to challenge political ideas in a open and free manor and you can’t do that on lemmyml. Not unless you want a 14 day ban for thought crime

Ideally we would want to sway away from what lemmy ml is doing even if that involves defederating

hoxbug, in Not everyone can live up to such high standards...

As someone who has recently become single, it was both our faults, and I guess we just couldn’t talk them out properly or were just too different to come to an understanding.

chicken, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Which religion is this

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

It’s from Thailand so likely Buddhism.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Thailand? Totally effective poster!

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Well, they know a thing or two about making ladyboys over there, so perhaps you should listen.

jurgel, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

Kidplayer_666, in Safety First?

Does it work tho.

I ASKED DOES IT WORK THO

TheBlue22, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because you paid for butt sex and now your soul Spirit will disintegrate

TheBlue22,

Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don’t have a daily stress from the exam season 😭

I’d rather be a rat rn honestly

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

…Buuut “Bad food in sewer” ! Though to be fair the rats in NYC have a really nice fast food and pizza diet so…

Edit: tbf I don’t even know what they ment by that LOL

TheBlue22,

How could you possibly not understand such a well-made, not insane, not schizo poster?! /s

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sewer food lol

Sparky, in My whole night is booked now
@Sparky@feddit.de avatar

GiantGrantGames moment

Mr_Blott, in Making plans

When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop

Pint?

Pint.

Oszilloraptor,

When I was younger (and it wasn’t about drinking but smoking):

?

!

ilhamagh,

A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?

Oszilloraptor, (edited )

I don’t see the connection?

I mean, the answer is actually yes (if I understand correctly that once a single question mark led to me being laid) , but I don’t understand how you come up with the question

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

It is universal. A full conversation from when I was younger:

Øl?

Øl.

Littleborat,

What about the time dimension though? Oh silly me it’s if course right now.

CapeWearingAeroplane,

Pils?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Pils.

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