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Kiwi_fella, in What'll It Be?

That ain’t no baby. That is a leprecaun.

vivadanang, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

gonna give the owner a break and assume they wrote this on the back just after their stroke.

ignotum,

During their stroke*

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Not enough garble flabben peanut butter delasan yogurt bacouratit for it to have been written mid stroke… source: I have witnessed 3 loved ones die from strokes.

TheGrandNagus, in "Halp, could I be-"

how do I know if IM prengan

slaacaa, in Success is built through GAMBA

Agree?

/s

Grabthar, in Underappreciated humour

Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What’s Bud short for?

Bishma, in Underappreciated humour
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Tedward is one of my favorites

JoShmoe, in Making plans

I am drank. Peace out.

SqueezeMeMacaroni, in Underappreciated humour

Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin

TubeTalkerX, in How was your day?

Fucking Goofy.

Jay, in Making plans

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

“Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now.”

I replied “OK” and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

LemmyPlay,

Proximity really makes friendships better, and at least easier. Some of the best memories are made on a whim. And even with the busiest people you can have a better chance of seeing them with a spontaneous text versus a long-term plan.

instamat, in Underappreciated humour

I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Jeborah Kermankowski

weeabooextract,

Jebediah Kerman’s Jewish cousin?

ElmarsonTheThird, in "Halp, could I be-"
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If a women has starch masks on her body…

BreadOven, (edited )

If a women…has starch.?..masks.? On her body.?

Songar87,
BreadOven,

Hahahaha. Yes. I couldn’t find (also didn’t look for) that picture. Many thanks.

Songar87,

I just took a screenshot from the actual video, but you’re welcome! 🤪👌

milicent_bystandr, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

So, in the modern world, in some places where people still use horses for normal life (certain remote places) people are actually replacing horses with cars/motorbikes because motorbikes are cheaper to own. The horse you have to feed all year round.

Also of course bikes are also a lot faster, you can park them somewhere and not think about sending them off to graze, and they’re (for the places I know) a status symbol too. That’s not to say they don’t have their downsides, including broken bike frames now rusting across the landscape.

Feels sad to me, but I understand it from the people’s point of view: getting whatever’s best in the now to help their day to day life and economic situation.

MeatsOfRage, in "Halp, could I be-"
XEAL,

My rule of thumb is that someone who cannot spell “pregnant” properly shouldn’t be breeding

crashoverride,

Pregante!

andrew_bidlaw, (edited ) in How was your day?
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Like a mouse in the wheel, I will run to pay the bill.

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