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Arghblarg, in How was your day?
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From what I’ve read over the years, he’s hella-fired as soon as this pic gets around.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the “magic” for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

Duamerthrax,

This is probably a bootleg. Like those people in costumes in times square that harass tourists.

FunderPants,

What harassment? Those official autographed mix tapes are fire 🔥 👌

CCF_100, in Underappreciated humour

Elongated Muskrat

Siegfried, in It's hard to believe

Thats the worst circle i have ever seen

Everythingispenguins,

That is just an artifact of the map projection

dirtbiker509,

My thoughts too. Put that back on a globe and it’s pretty damn close to a circle! Considering it’s hand drawn…

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

But you have seen it!

havokdj, in hmm rock

I heard the yeet in my head

Godort, in Making plans

Man I wish.

Getting everyone to agree on a date and time for D&D is harder than any encounter you could face in-game

Senseless,

It’s been over a year and there are still two people that haven’t finished their damn character sheets.

Doug,

Or even just a board game night.

Maybe it just means boring guys. Drinking is a secondary activity, not a primary one.

Donkter,

Yeah this convo is either saying they’re going to a bar which can be fun. Or they’re 18-22 and drinking is as much about buying the alcohol as it is imbibing it.

WhiteHawk,

I swear, planning any sort of group activity with adults is an absolute nightmare

SolarNialamide,

I have two small friend groups of four and in both is someone who often works weekend, so that’s always fun trying to plan something, let alone if I want to have both groups somewhere. It was honestly a miracle I could get all 6 of them in one place at the same time somewhat close to my birthday.

Damdy,

Plan the activity with a smaller group than you would want initially. Then invite others to an already organized event and rely on fomo to get people to go. Works great.

smeg,

You’ve got to get people to commit to a weekly slot, ad-hoc sessions lead to madness

random_character_a,
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I can’t even get more than 3 people to join in a multiplayer session on steam and you don’t even have be physically there.

littlewonder,

What game?

random_character_a, (edited )
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Various. Barotrauma, Phasmophobia, Lethal Company…etc.

Left out Deep Rock Galactic, since if you can’t get friends to joint, you can always make new ones. Only game where randos are never a nuisance.

problematicPanther,
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You have to lure them by asserting drink.

WarmSoda,

Food is great too

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I’ve found that few people can resist the call of “New York Style Cheesecake Stuffed, Chocolate Covered, Graham Cracker Rolled, Strawberries.”

I have had friends say they put on a pound just reading the name, lol.

Zarek2472,

The way myself and my party does it is we play every other week on Saturday from 6pm to 10pm. This way everyone knows the schedule and can plan around it. If people can’t clear their schedule to play then we replace them. It’s harsh but it’s the only way I found to play D&D consistently.

And I myself have excused myself from a game because my life schedule changed and couldn’t keep the commitment I had previously and it would be too much work for the rest of the party to change their schedules.

rockSlayer, (edited )

Harsh but fair. It ensures that everyone can work their schedule out in advance, while also presenting clear expectations for participating in a voluntary hobby. Is there a consecutive number of missing sessions before being replaced? If not, how does the DM work it out in the campaign?

snuff,

I only run west marches style games now. The pcs need to be back in town by end of session or miss out on carousing or possibly worse depending on where they are. Each game is self contained so people can drop or join as they want.

bearwithastick, (edited )

You have to be harsh, otherwise nobody gets to play. When we started our new group we made sure to inform everyone that playing DnD is not to be treated as a secondary hobby that can just be canceled for other stuff all the time. Make it your priority, plan other things around the sessions if you want to play with that group. Of course, any emergencies excluded but otherwise treat it as if it is your sport club training. If you miss too many sessions, you’re out.

I know this sounds super arrogant and mean, but it’s the only thing that works consistently. Also filters out friends who are not ready or able to commit that much time for playing.

Kase, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

Next Halloween I wanna dress up as an AI-generated image

PP_BOY_, in Making plans
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This is literally how we taught English to the Russian exchange student in our dorm back in uni

0x4E4F,

Since drinking is most likely their first hobby 😂.

problematicPanther,
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Drinking and fucking around with Ladas in the garage.

0x4E4F,

Some pretty cool things came from garages and drinking/smoking 😉.

sirmanleypower,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

frickineh, in "Halp, could I be-"

pergenat?

AlligatorBlizzard, in How was your day?

Yeah, the only thing slightly unusual about this is the fact that that guy is like 5’3" in order to be in the height range for Minnie Mouse. I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK, its definitely weird the first few times you see a headless character though.

bingbong,

I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK

Sentences I never thought I’d read

merc, in Success is built through GAMBA

If you’re rich you can afford to gamble, lose and try again.

If you’re poor, you can gamble, win, and then have to spend your winnings helping out your family and community. Like, paying for the operation your uncle needs but couldn’t afford, or helping mom’s friend from church avoid losing her home.

This is a reason that a lot of poor-person owned businesses don’t grow. They may start strong, but then the business owner has trouble continuing to invest.

vivadanang,

very well put.

tubaruco, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

because of how evolution works, humans will start being born with weird ass hands, sine their parents are always looking for those messed up hands (thats totally how evolution works, trust me bro)

c0mbatbag3l,
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Did you just try to law of attraction the theory of evolution? Lol

Modern_medicine_isnt, in How was your day?

probably could get arrested for that in Florida

GiddyGap,

A lot of things can get you arrested in Florida these days. You better not read these books.

NegativeLookBehind, in "Halp, could I be-"
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Pregnart?

BananaPeal, in "Halp, could I be-"
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

So_zetta_slowpoke,

…Can you burn a Luigi board?

BreadOven, (edited )

When I was a kid I used to mess around with a quiche board.

Edit: if anyone is wondering, I got mine from a vegan.

independantiste, in How was your day?
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The smell inside that head must be crazy

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