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smeg, in Success is built through GAMBA

Successful people have massive heads, got it

Duralf,

It’s because they don’t put work on them.

XEAL, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

This helps with 2 in the pink, 1 in the sink…

random_character_a, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
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They say Russia is nice these days

jaybone,

At that point what does he have to offer them?

sukhmel,

He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!<

jaybone,

In Soviet Russia, they disappear you.

sukhmel,

Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don’t commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn’t care less.

This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation

jaybone,

“In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s.

Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different.

sukhmel,

Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though.

random_character_a, (edited )
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I’m quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we’ll never know.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers.

redballooon,

Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

No, only citizens. Male or doctors.

IWantToFuckSpez, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.

TORFdot0,

I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter

LEONHART,

And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.

krimson,
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Username checks out?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).

Oh no, I should make some calls.

Agent641,

So, just the normal way?

CurlyMoustache,
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“I wish you the best of luck!”

Pat_Riot, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Do he’s admitting that he’s a flight risk

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Success is built through GAMBA

Hmm, this makes me want to play Lemmings again for some reason.

Agent641,

Fuuuck that takes me back to the dos days. They dont make games like they used to (in pure assembly I mean)

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Some madlads still do. Retro City Rampage (which is already over 10 years old now, damn) was ported to the NES, so that’s some 6502 Assembly work there.

Blackmist,

I recommend Humanity as a modern strange take on it.

store.steampowered.com/app/1581480/Humanity/

(Is available on PS+ Extra as well)

Also reminded me of Timekeepers, which is another old Amiga game which I suspect nobody here will remember.

Blackmist, in What'll It Be?

This is baby John C Reilly and you can’t convince me otherwise.

FlyingSquid, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT PORN YOU STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER!

ImplyingImplications,

Back in my day, porn was found in a magazine someone ditched along a forest path and that’s how we liked it!

thorbot,

this is my porn origin story, found a crusty old magazine in a sandrock lean-to that was clearly a person’s hidey hole. we buried it in shame after it seared into our memories

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

How common was this? That was precisely how I discovered porn. Found a Hustler magazine on a trail I used as a shortcut between housing developments on my paper route when I was 11. Then found a whole stash of them in another part of the woods near a tree fort I built with some friends.

NaoPb,

Haha, exactly! And with plenty of pubic hair so you’d still have to use your imagination.

ramble81,

I remember you had to pick and choose what images you wanted because of how long it took to download. Thumbnails were critical and nothing more of a cock block then the image getting corrupted part way through.

Yerbouti, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...

I heard the whole thing.

PixelatedCleric, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Forever annoyed that my students have to get recruiters in our school to show up and try to persuade them to join ARMY, NAVY, etc.

🫠 Worst of all was when one of them showed up on International PEACE Day.

StephniBefni, in What'll It Be?

Looks like he is about to be a transporter technician on the enterprise.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Remember kids: always pay for sex

jaschen, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

Ummm… If Biden wins, Trump leaving the country is his way of not going to jail for his crimes.

exscape,
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Biden did win, the tweet isn't exactly recent.

Rubanski, (edited )

According to trump he didn’t so he doesn’t have to leave

JustMy2c,

But still very current

Cannacheques,

Meh, I doubt there’s a need to burn the guy at the stake anyway. America is strange huh?

FlyingSquid, in Underappreciated humour
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hakunawazo, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Is this a warning or a manual?

1: weird manual

2: ???

3:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/731d8e84-dda9-4822-b1c7-c96330ecde61.jpeg

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