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aeronmelon, in Incident in the parking lot

I know this is serious but I can’t help but hear cartoon bonk noises every time I watch the video.

JPSound, (edited ) in My whole night is booked now

Nexpo gang say “yeaaah!”

Edit* Also, Manykudos, Internet Historian, WavyWebSurf, Jacob Geller, The Cursed Judge and the king of kings, Karl Jobst.

Theharpyeagle,

Jenny Nicholson is my weak spot. Defunctland and Down the Rabbit Hole are also great.

rchive,

Omg, the Evermore one was so bad because it was so good but actually 4 hours long. I lost one whole day of free time to that video. Lol

FreshLight, in Underappreciated humour

My all time favourite is “Bike is short for Bichael.”

Pandantic, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The expensive kind

driving_crooner, (edited ) in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Orgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.

Jordan_Jordan, (edited ) in "Halp, could I be-"

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys. because these babby can’t frigth back?

It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the babby back to new york too lady to rest. My pary are with the father who lost his children ; I am truley sorry for your lots

Swedneck, in I hate getting up early.
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

and this is why you should unionize

deeply_moving_queef, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m ABORTION

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’m Make You Blind

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

I’m Michael Jackson

gmtom, in Kind of like a politician?

Facebook boomer meme.

MeanEYE, in Success is built through GAMBA
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Image is actually cut off. What’s missing is below each person there’s a swimming pool. For poor people it’s filled with water, for successful it’s filled with money.

1984, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Good thing there are hundreds of other instances. This a solved problem with Lemmy.

No need to even complain about it. You have choice here.

The largest instances are going to be like reddit, yes.

empireOfLove,

Oh I know theres lots more out there. But I’m uber lazy and like my one comfy account with a specific set of subscribed comfy communities

UltraMagnus0001, in It's hard to believe

TIL

ROLLORDIE, in How was your day?

This would be a great demotivational

saltesc, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

Honestly, why even give a shit?

Of all the things to spend time and energy considering about, comment activity and lemmy.ml is an interestingly niche investment choice.

If you consider anything, it should be retrospectively a positive. You’re cut from that pointless niche now. Go prosper.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I really don’t care, I actually thought it was kind of hilarious i was just yelling into a federated void for two weeks before my slow ass finally realized something was off lmfao hence the meme about the really bad moderation system

Nudding, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

I was banned from the climate sub by the mod for disagreeing that humanity will survive the climate apocalypse. No message, just deleted comments.

ramble81,

Interesting take. I’ve always posited that the earth and nature will survive but I never included people in that. It’d probably be a reversion to nomadic and hunter/gatherer tribes to start. The question is would it take as long to rebuild? And would it follow the same path again?

Nudding,

Depends on if we destroy the ecosystem long enough and hard enough to kill everything over 50 pounds.

empireOfLove,

Humanity will survive; society as we know it, or in any form higher than nomadic tribes, not so much.
Glad to know Reddit moderator behavior has carried over, it’s just like old times!

Nudding,

Depends on if we start getting super storms or not after we start the dominos falling in terms of tipping points.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

people really seem to have a boner for the apocalypse, from what i’ve seen the reality is that poor people will as always get shafted and most people in developed countries will be mostly fine albeit with a lot of change and maybe having to move if you live in a flooding-prone area.

Nudding,

I always thought a zombie apocalypse would be fun, but a storm planet with insane class disparity full of oil/water wars isn’t going to be fun at all.

ShaggySnacks,

It’s soo weird when you a lot of people have weird fantasies about the apocalypse. It gets downright terrifying when you start to mix in nationalism in it.

I hate to break it everyone, most of us are not going to survive the apocalypse. The only ones who are going to survive are the ones that I can survive and were lucky enough to be in the right place at the wrong time. It won’t matter that you have a bunker full of supplies, what the fuck are you going to do when your supplies run out? Or someone with a bigger gun comes? All that gold and crypto you bought for the apocalypse won’t mean shit.

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