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lolrightythen, in Please clap

Kudos in the caption!

theangryseal, in Great Scott, Vern!

I don’t think anything has made me this happy, Vern. Haha

The caption, the photo. Perfection.

Jim Varney made my sense of humor growing up. The only video that exists of me as a kid has me standing there speaking in my thick Appalachian twang, “luuhk mawmy, I’m like Ernest wittem numchyucks.” Then I sway my body back and forth and go, “uh yuh yuh” as I fall to the ground.

FlyingSquid,
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Did you ever see Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam? It’s a really low budget film he made before he got big and I love it.

theangryseal,

No but I will now. Thank you!

FlyingSquid,
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theangryseal,

This is so cheesy. I love it.

I wish I could take it back to 7 year old me so bad. I would have loved it even more.

ininewcrow, in French farmers
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I love the French … they are the originators of modern protest and centuries later, they’re still the leaders in this respect.

SonnyVabitch, in French farmers
reverendsteveii, in Piers Morgan gets owned

conservatives are really good at arguing against what they imagine leftists to be and really bad at arguing against what leftists actually are

nomous,

Her “I’m literally a communist.” is hilarious and your statement is spot on.

SuddenDownpour, in are you sure?

Ok, listen. A great attitude (what the meme calls ‘confidence’) will definitely improve your chances. This doesn’t detract from the fact that if you were to randomly ask a lot of people out, the vast majority of them would still say no because either they’re not looking for a partner or you’re not their type. The hard part is accepting that fact and continue trying without getting so emotionally exhausted that you no longer even want to try. Tinder makes this even worse, because it condenses dozens of rejections in a short amount of time, in a context that makes looks far more important than other worthwhile traits of yours.

Of course, having an ugly face, being poor and even having bad genetics will make things harder. But there are plenty of fat, ugly dudes and gals in happy relationships. If you see yourself in the meme, your worst enemy is not knowing how to get out of a pit of hurt and self-doubt, but it’s an enemy you can beat.

paddirn, in Pets rush to the rescue

They’re so like us, that’s my first reaction too whenever I find a corpse.

assassinatedbyCIA,

You also have a thing for knees?

SpeakinTelnet, (edited )
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A knee jerk reaction if you will

anonymoose,
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doritoshave9sides, in Chicken soup

meatball

menemen, (edited ) in Piers Morgan gets owned
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Oh my. What kind of interview is this? He doesn’t let her answer anything but answers his own questions for her. This is ridiculous; she is cool though. ~~youtu.be/3qBN7lUKZVg?si=l9INkjbjdaROmG9h~~

piped.video/watch?v=3qBN7lUKZVg

chetradley,

That’s called a Piers Morgan interview lol.

AnUnusualRelic, in 100,000 bungholes probably
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You have to ponder the fact that at some point, someone sat down and first planned to, and then actually made, painted and varnished this thing.

Peppycito, (edited )

Even worse, this was made in a mold. This is far from the only one they made. There was a person who’s job it was to paint butthole after butthole.

AnUnusualRelic,
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One day, a little boy’s anus will peer at you from every shelf in this country! (That guy, probably)

balderdash9, in 100,000 bungholes probably
Thcdenton,

Oh god hahaha

Aremel, in Pets rush to the rescue

That dog is doing CPR all wrong.

Luna_Ephemera, in idk how to title this
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Can I get this meme but with literally anyone else in the middle that isn’t a piece of shit

STRIKINGdebate2, in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop.
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This has been reported by users. However, I as mod have decided to let it stay since I find it funny.

sentient_loom,
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You have excellent taste. I’m curious about the basis of the reports.

Kolanaki,
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From some comments on other posts: They expected effort from a shitpost. Like dinguses.

sentient_loom,
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They expect a memes-clone.

STRIKINGdebate2, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
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Holy fuck. Please. Please. Please but the NSFW filter on this. I was eating and I almost gagged.

Ghostalmedia,
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Lol. Done.

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