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HerbalGamer, in you better be ready
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šŸ’

ready!

HerbalGamer, in Wisdom from Ralph
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before taking a dump under the sofa.

HerbalGamer, in I have hired 5 demons to assist with dealing with trolls. Demon number 1. Brolmannan. Users taken by Brolmannan are dragged to EDL headquarters and forced to listen to UKIP propaganda for all of etern
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can’t wait to see the full set!

Matriks404, (edited ) in Peak organization

If there’s one thing I’d want AI to do is to organize my music library :)

Although I don’t unerstand why can’t Spotify just give me list of artists/genres/etc. that I listen to and allow me to play only specific ones. I could even do that on my freakin old iPod Nano and it’s year 2024 for god sake! But from what I see Spotify programmers are more busy with removing features than adding anything useful nowadays. I am also still mad that they have removed radio feature and they didn’t provide an alternative.

Mr_Blott,

And while they’re at it, can it sort out the pics on my phone into ā€œpics of dogā€ and ā€œpics I took to show a client what the problem was then forgot to delete and now take up two thirds of my storageā€?

Gojimbo,

Hey hun, check this out… Let me just get past these 32 pictures of the same door because my client is an idiot

0ops,

Google photos is pretty good for searching photos like this, I don’t know about organizing

brbposting,

It’s incredible, though Apple is catching up.

Google Photos, perfect until they report you to the cops & close your account for photos you took of your son for your doctor. (NYT / Slashdot summary)

0ops,

I’ve wondered about that possibility. Personally, I wouldn’t want sensitive photos to touch the internet PERIOD, even if I’m the one hosting. Incognito camera mode would be a cool feature. Hit a toggle, then all photos and videos are saved to a separate, secured directory not synced to any cloud service. Maybe things in there get deleted after 30 days

brbposting,

Sounds a little like Signal’s note to self!

0ops,

Woah I already had signal for work and I didn’t even know that was a thing

cerulean_blue,

Why should Spotify waste time on your pet feature request when they have dozens of working features still to be ruined.

bucketofcandyfloss, in Soap

Yep 100% soap suree…

ColeSloth, in Thank the EU there’s a prominent ā€œRejectā€ button nowadays

Clicks no.

Website forgets your option. Asks again.

Damn it. Can you just remember that one cookie thing? Where’s that option?

dukk,

Some websites allow ā€œstrictly necessary cookiesā€ā€¦those work on some websites.

TootSweet, in How to lose friends and alienate people

But do you use the flavor packet or no?

PunnyName,

That’s for the gravy icing

MacNCheezus,
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But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

Ulvain,

Yes.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

Imgonnatrythis,

What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

ObviouslyNotBanana, in How to lose friends and alienate people
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I had to downvote this before upvoting it

MacNCheezus,
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First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

jetsetdorito, in Peak organization

i feel attacked whenever I look at my daylist on spotify

SouravSatvaya, in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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Or upward šŸ”

dan1101,

Yeah I wanna see the view from the top.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Ha you don’t know me very well do you

THE_ANON, (edited ) in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids,

Oooh baby I like it raw

Ketchup, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Kitchen Classics to be sure!

FMT99, in Especially on Lemmy

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

JohnnyH842, in The giga crystal

Is that Blake?

lemerchand,

Mf wizards never die

hips_and_nips,

Tight butthole.

bluespin, in It's wednesday my dudes

hey, one of the greatest shows ever made

ignotum,

I’m gonna need proof of that statement,

the name of the show so i can check it myself is a good place to start

KingJalopy,
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And give it a chance. It starts a bit slow but really is one the greatest shows ever. The second half of season 2 kind of sucks because David Lynch lost control of the show but the return which is on showtime is one the greatest pieces of media ever created.

dditty,

Yup exactly this. Season one is excellent. The first half of season two is also great (if a bit rushed). The second half of season two totally goes off the rails and most of it isn’t referenced again in the series, except for a few major plot points. Twin Peaks the return is my favorite TV show of all time.

distantsounds,

HEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO

Glitchington,
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ā€œOne day my log will have something to say about this.ā€

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