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Skkorm, in Comment which one is your orgasm face in the comments.

By myself bottom right, with someone middle left.

rmuk,

Are you trying to tell us you’d bottom for someone like middle left?

I mean, same.

WillFord27, in This is just cruel

Unfortunately, everyone still thinks of Lost as the show with a bad ending. Even though it’s completely misinterpreted.

systemglitch,

It was the worst ending of any show I’ve ever seen. If it is misinterpreted by the masses, then it was clearly done with incompetence.

WillFord27,

By any chance, did you watch it when it first came out? Lost was made to be binge watched in an era of television before that was commonplace. It holds up much better if you can watch an episode every few days, instead of once a week.

KuroiKaze,

It’s not just the ending is bad. It jumps the shark in like season 4 or something once they start doing the flashbacks

WillFord27,

Season 4 is actually regarded to be one of the better seasons of the show, the beginning of season 3 was awful though. Also they do flashbacks throughout the whole show

KuroiKaze,

No the flash forwards I mean the after stuff. Show just was awful from that point forward.

Nachorella, in The guillotine song

Apparently this is a whole genre. Mega Guillotine 2020

Albatross2724,

Revolutionary Neutral Milk Hotel vibes

Sasha,

AJJ ♥️

Aviandelight, in I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me...
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Now this is a quality shit post! Happy New Year and thanks for all the laughs.

FlyingSquid,
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Happy New Year to you as well!

Cipher22, in Very basic expectations

But that’s a can

Viking_Hippie,

I think that might be the confirmation can you drink to end ads

YarHarSuperstar,
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They had an aluminum bottle version too

the_artic_one, in Why is this so hard

All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it’s called “hand lotion”.

Kolanaki,
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How is using hand lotion on the bag gonna make it open?

Witchfire, (edited )
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You gently rub it around the lip in slow, circular motions while telling it it’s pretty

Lemminary,

For the boy bags, you gotta shake 'em

devilish666, in *Sniff*
Viking_Hippie,
ignotum, in He's bigger, faster, and stronger too.

H8ers gonne say it’s fake

Rai,

HBombers gonna say DK says Trans Rights

Korne127, (edited ) in Aliens decide to communicate with us
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Human population is very empathetic, but very kinky.

ininewcrow,
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Aliens: … this one has a bright red ball strapped to their mouth … I suppose it’s a requirement for all of them

Sanctus, in The guillotine song
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You better watch out talking like that or you’ll end up with blunt force head trauma and alcohol in your system.

balderdash9,

I just want to state publicly that I do not and have never wanted to unalive myself

WeirdGoesPro,
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phoneymouse, in This

Imagine going to the White House and being served a cold ass fast food cheeseburger.

groupofcrows,

This is high class to his voters.

NBJack, in Why is this so hard

Breath on your fingers like you’re trying to fog up glass. Immediately open by running your fingers in opposite directions along the edge, using the additional friction you created.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Instructions unclear, bag is stuck in my glasses

Daxtron2,

Please don’t breathe your germs onto my vegetables

snausagesinablanket,
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Keep my vegetables out your fucking mouth.

Ookami38,

Well I hope you’re going to wash them anyway. There’s already a bunch more worse shit than a bit of breath condensation from a guy standing a few feet away breathing onto his hands.

Daxtron2,

No need to add to it, you have to pick them up and I’d rather not have more germs on them from some troglodyte putting their saliva on them

smolyeet,

🤓 just wash your vegetables. Seems easier than relying on hundreds of people

Daxtron2,

🤓 no shit wash your vegetables, you still don’t need to put your fucking saliva on them

Ookami38,

If you’re that concerned about every “troglodyte” out there doing anything that may remotely spread a couple of germs, I advise you wear a hazmat suit when you go out. And when you’re inside. Just, always. Life’s filthy, take precautions before you put something in your body (wash it, cook it, etc) but past that, man… good luck.

Daxtron2,

Asking for a modicum of sanitary practices isn’t an absurd request.

Ookami38,

A “modicum” of sanitary practices doesn’t include something as innocuous as using some breath condensation to open a bag lol. Say that to the parents not watching as their kid snots all over the place. If you wanna call someone a troglodyte, maybe reserve it for the guy who sneezes without covering. The level of harm someone does by selecting their produce, tearing off a bag, and God forbid breathing on their hands is actually nil.

Daxtron2,

You can call it “innocuous” all you want, it’s still an unnecessarily unsanitary thing to do. Just because there’s worse examples of gross people doesn’t mean getting your saliva on produce in the store isn’t also gross.

Malatesta, in New Lemmy trend incoming

Nervously eats my Cincinnati Chili

caseyweederman,

Skyline Sixway: spaghetti, chili, a sepia photograph of garlic, grated laserdisc, a 747, and anxiety

glennglog22,
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See, that's okay because:

  1. it's Cincinnati Chili
  2. Dark Chocolate is typically added.

The picture is cursed because they fucking used hershey's milk chocolate.

get_off_the_phone,

Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.

Num10ck, in Wal-Mart ad speaking truth

how many of you have this kind of free space in your fridge?

WoahWoah,

Why would you put it in your fridge?

Num10ck,

the bucket says always keep refridgerated on it.

SiegeRhino,

this guy doesnt have a Pickle Bucket Fridge 😂

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Because they’re Claussen pickles. They’re pickled cold, sold cold, and meant to be stored and consumed cold. It even says on this very bucket “always keep refrigerated.”

WoahWoah,

That’s just a suggestion, like with milk.

Kolanaki,
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You ever have one warm? 🤢

WoahWoah,

I keep all my milk warm. What do you do? I’ve never had to buy cheese!

al177,

You will certainly not regret eating 220-280 pickles.

WoahWoah,

Pickle sandwich. Except instead of condiments and meat, it’s pickles. And instead of bread… you guessed it: pickles. Served with a pickle, of course.

name_NULL111653,

You don’t have a 150 square foot walk-in fridge?

deegeese, in All in the Memery

At least they have Redd Foxx memes, you big dummy.

FlyingSquid,
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