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happilybitchycowboy, in ...did everyone get this?
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Not gonna make it that long. Nice try.

beckerist,

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    jjagaimo,

    We here for a good time, not a long time 😤

    qarbone,

    We here. It’s neither good nor long.

    PatFussy, in We were warned.

    Dr PeePee when

    ininewcrow, in I’m dreaming of a Purple Christmas
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    Even as a tree … Prince looks better than anyone else

    cyborganism, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

    Dude was eating out of a restaurant dumpster in a back alley somewhere next to the cooks that were enjoying their cigarette break.

    Todesschnitzel, in Make sure to follow me on socials ;)

    Gotta catch them fans young. Scar them and make them love you

    driving_crooner, (edited ) in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
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    >find the restaurant again.

    >come back sober.

    >food taste like shit now.

    ImFresh3x,

    Like looking up a mediocre band/dj you heard while rolling at a festival. Ugh. Makes you think maybe drugs just make people dumb enough to like everything.

    WldFyre,

    Worked for 80s metal!

    PatFussy, in ...did everyone get this?

    Ima die on my birthday? Man that sucks

    RizzRustbolt, in I’m dreaming of a Purple Christmas

    You forgot the blouse.

    Jon_Servo, in ...did everyone get this?

    Gross. I’d hate having to live an extra ~20 years.

    MargotRobbie, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
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    Maybe he accidentally walked into some Chinese person’s home and they played along and fed him to get him to leave?

    runeko,
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    I’d bet money on this possibility.

    sukhmel,

    We once accidentally did this in China far off the usual tourist locations for foreigners. People were chilling outside sitting around the table and we mastook them for a café. The host told us about the errors of our ways but was hospitable enough to talk with us and offered some food, which we paid for. That was an interesting experience

    MargotRobbie,
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    Happens to the best of us.

    BobTheDestroyer, in We were warned.
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    Mom: Have you seen a Real Doctor yet?

    Me: …yes…

    someguy3, (edited ) in We were warned.

    My favorite knockoff was one called “Spritz Up”

    over_clox, in Hmmm...

    Do they use caged children or free range children?

    Socsa, in ...did everyone get this?

    Hah, now there is nothing candlejack ca

    Thaumiel,

    I don’t get it. Who’s Candleja

    Decoy321,

    My favorite thing about this bit is that, after he gets you, he takes the time to submit the comment you were trying to write. Candlejack is really courteous like th

    tacosanonymous, in Make sure to follow me on socials ;)

    All labor is skilled labor.

    balderdash9,

    Not when I’m doin it

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