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toomanypancakes, in Sit still please
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Fair enough, can do

RiderExMachina, in Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose.

This makes sense to me, actually. Letters are usually taught with false sounds, and N and K could phonetically be taught as “nuh” and “kuh” by a teacher.

Player2, in The struggle Isreal

Looks zoomed in already, only the numbers are visible on the whole thing. Guess he was on to something

MacNCheezus,
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TFW you made the font so big you need two tablets

https://i.imgflip.com/18ps27.jpg

Melt, in Sit still please

Oh I guess I’m in the way, go ahead and draw the commenter after me

Jerkface,

Hey, what’s goin’ on over he-- Oh, god dammit.

Stanley_Pain, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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🤢🤮

RIP_Cheems, in Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose.
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uis,
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MacNCheezus,
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uis,
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Honk-Honk?

CertifiedBlackGuy,
ArbitraryValue, (edited ) in This is too relatable

Hah, or you can be me. I grew up in New York City with the ability to go pretty much anywhere unsupervised and I never did - I spent all my free time either reading books or playing videogames anyway. I had almost zero interest in the real world (I think it’s pretty boring even now that I’ve been an adult for a while) but I still feel like there was something wasteful about not bothering to experience things that so many other kids would have really enjoyed.

The worst part was college. I attended a famous party school but went to zero parties, zero dates, etc. At least I managed to graduate in three years with a double major. (By the time I got to college, I did want more social interaction but I thought that I was incapable of it so I didn’t try.)

TseseJuer,

what a sad life

ArbitraryValue, (edited )

It actually hasn’t been bad overall. Those were my missed opportunities but there were also other opportunities that I didn’t miss.

(I do live in New York City again and I do still think it’s really boring here. There’s nowhere to go and nothing to do that doesn’t involve a crowd of strangers which ruins it for me. The main reason I’m here is to be close to my family but even visiting them requires a miserable two-and-a-half-hour round trip on the subway. I got to live in a small town for a while and I liked it a lot better - having a house with a big yard, being able to drive everywhere, and easy access to nature were great.)

mcmoor, in No matter how tough things get, you always got a bro in your corner

Well, if I want to build makeshift shelter in the wild, I’d also like to get nice corners to get instant two walls to protect me.

Donebrach, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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sure those same lads are on here saying bidets are unsanitary and confusing.

RIP_Cheems, in Follow your heart, they said
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For a second I thought that was going towards Ted Kaminski.

MacNCheezus,
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Sorta, but without the mail bombs.

Socsa,

The industrial revolution and its consequences…

RIP_Cheems,
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_Sprite, (edited ) in Chinese delivery!
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ngl if this actually happened at like 10pm this would kill me. it’s wrong, but it’ll kill me. But I’m 100% sure this is his own house so

Master, in This is chaotic neutral?

Whistle and then point at a random persons dog.

Yamainwitch, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Jus me bro but dick cheynz be acting sus tho fr fr

RIP_Cheems, in This is chaotic neutral?
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I wanna do this now.

MrJameGumb, in Chinese delivery!
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Dude, this is just bad… It’s so cringe it’s just painful to watch instead of being funny. Hopefully it’s fake

0x4E4F,
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It’s a shitpost dude, what did you expect 😂.

ryan213,
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Shitposts usually make people laugh. This one’s just a shitty post.

0x4E4F,
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I found it funny, I shared it 🤷.

Aussiemandeus,
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Made me laugh

MrJameGumb,
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I don’t ask for much, but this was bad even for a shitpost… They’re usually at least kind of funny

0x4E4F,
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Well, it was funny to me 😂.

Aussiemandeus,
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Me too

TexMexBazooka,

People not finding it funny is funny to me. Good shitpost.

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