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smuuthbrane, in Sneaky
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dammit, I thought you could only use oceans for that! What’s next, lakes?!?

MyFairJulia, in Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Patrick! Patrick, we need to make krabby patties!

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Sandy. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets a bubble blown in his face, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

bigFab, in Sneaky

One cannot subestimate how well informed newspaper readers are

MightyGalhupo,

Subestimate?

bigFab,

underestimate* excuse mi origen español

MightyGalhupo, (edited )

Sem problemas

ivanafterall, in Deaf
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'm not deaf, I just prefer to consume my music as it was originally created: in print.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This rocks.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6a20c012-4cc0-4f91-a6c8-fdc72681b992.png

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Damn it, now it's going to be stuck in my head all day.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I’ve read over 20 audiobooks this year.

wafflez, in Real Love

Choose compassion, not violence. Be the change today, not tomorrow.

Moshpirit,
@Moshpirit@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t expect to find any vegan message in this “pure carnist” meme post. This was the #1 comment in the post, that’s awesome!

phorq, (edited ) in Even H. R. Giger would be terrified.

More like H.G. Well-that’s-my-cue-to-leave…

slurpeesoforion, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

That’s a funny looking trash can.

ivanafterall, in Sneaky
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Those sons of bitches actually did it!

JohnWorks, in Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.

Kid named Squidward:

Adi2121,

Squidward named finger:

Xanthrax, (edited ) in Deaf
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite is when they give the genre/ an emotional description of the music, and it’s completely wrong.

Sometimes I feel like they’re lucky when they blast Imagine Dragons, and they just say “🎶High energy, folk-rock🎶”.

I live in a noisy area, so I always have cc on, and that always makes me laugh.

CheeryLBottom, (edited )

I have captions on because sound in shows can be uneven to me. It’s funny watching “Strange New Worlds” and the constant whoosh when doors open

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

It’s either full on “Somber music playing” or subtitles for “foreign” parts only. I just want subtitles for everyone talking. Bonus points if foreign parts are translated, but if there’s supposed to be some mysterious group speaking a strange language - like french or something - then give me subtitles in french.

My favorite is when on-screen text is subtitled.

SOME TIME LATER “Some time later”

Thanks.

dylanTheDeveloper, in Even H. R. Giger would be terrified.
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Vore

18107, in fact

Where is that wire going, and what is it for?

Oha,

technology

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

self-charging

Schmeckinger,

Could be a motorized lense.

unreachable, in Deaf
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ded23b3c-e8bd-4fa2-bf5f-b244642c32d1.webm

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2c78083c-ce8b-4da1-a785-b62d17063e47.webm

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1e5f1ba0-b1de-4ffa-98e3-e8315e95440a.webm

speaker_hat, in Tehc

And remove fishy add-ons installed without her knowing

robocall, in This one's for you
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

How long can a hookers gapping butthole be wide enough to throw fruit loops into it?

Gargantu8,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e25d328-3f10-4a27-88a3-9d8ad18532be.webm

ZombiFrancis,

Sometimes the game is rigged. The only way to win is not to play.

Klear,

Ain’t that a kick in the head?

MilitantAtheist,

Google Roxy Raye, LadyFruitLoops, and no, it’s not SFW.

0x4E4F,

Roxy Raye… Legend…

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