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phoneymouse, in GRRRR

Lemmy is just dad jokes

Octopus1348,

And shitposts.

RHTeebs, in What'll It Be?
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Matt Lucas, I presume?

Agent641, in Discord rule

But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

FlyingSquid,
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Just please wash your hands first.

filcuk,

Not before a nice wet high five!

Kedly,

If we high five before I wash my hands, does that make our hands eskimo brothers? (I really am speedrunning how many times I can get comments removed for uh, bigotted?, language)

victorz, in The Five Stages of Life

And the first three happen in your teens.

Zekas,

I skipped straight to depression at 11

victorz,

❤️

Jackcooper, in Poor doggo

Bluey’s really fun uncle

Norgur, (edited ) in What'll It Be?

My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

GFGJewbacca,

I’ve seen the same thing in our 2 month old daughter. Spot on.

OrteilGenou, (edited )

And once they starting learning to walk they become little drunks reeling around the property

unreachable, in The Five Stages of Life
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

dead

inside

Moc,

And outside, until I’ve had a coffee

whereBeWaldo, in What'll It Be?

Bro looks like that “man” roblox face

Annoyed_Crabby, in GRRRR

I thought this was some sort of dinosaur joke.

Angrythesaurus Rex

beckerist, in Brand X

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    Norgur,

    Would it surprise you?

    Diplomjodler,

    Why not? They’ve been best buddies for a long time.

    eager_eagle, in Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.
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    pimento sandwich. Take it or leave it

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in De omnibus dubitandum
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    No

    BluJay320, in The Five Stages of Life
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    What’s it mean when I’m in all of them at once?

    (Minus death, enough it definitely feels like it sometimes)

    soylentgreed, in The Five Stages of Life

    Just chill in the denial stage and have fun.

    Pons_Aelius, in You know tipping has gotten out of control when your son says we have to tip Santa with money.

    Around here (Aus) it has been a tradition for generations to leave a beer out for Santa as he no doubt could do with a break during the long night dropping off presents.

    TechNerdWizard42,

    In America’s hat, common as well. We always set out a chilled glass and a Molson with some Christmas cookies for Santa.

    I was genuinely confused when the Americans I later met said milk and cookies… Why milk? There’s no cows or goats in the North pole, Santa is home brewing.

    ViscloReader,

    In france we also used to put milk when I was a kid, it must be an old tradition of something

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