OrteilGenou

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OrteilGenou,

Pretty sure Fahrenheit is dead

OrteilGenou,

Hate to break it to you, but he died in 1736

OrteilGenou,

That’s confusing

OrteilGenou,

Wym?

OrteilGenou,

That woooshed me pretty hard :-)

OrteilGenou,

If they cancel someone’s vacation to provide support but can’t provide sufficient detail to define the work, they’re definitely doing something wrong

OrteilGenou,

Find a French bakery and have one at about 7am

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

OrteilGenou,

From the perspective of the light, wouldn’t travel take a long time?

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

OrteilGenou,

RREEAAWWRRAAWWRR

OrteilGenou,

He was the setup for the need to find the next sith, Darth Vader

Unless my vague opinion doesn’t line up with Star Wars lore, in which case, retracted

OrteilGenou,

Someone in my department suggested that project plans should be moved from Excel to MS Project.

It was 50-50 relief vs panic

OrteilGenou,

Dude doesn’t know what Amazon Prime is for, you can’t make this shit up

OrteilGenou,

It’s like five miles of paddleball hackey sack

OrteilGenou,

I haven’t played multiplayer since the PS3 days, before Sony joined the greed bleed

OrteilGenou,

Pro tip; keep an umbrella in the corner, pop it open and set it upside down on the turlet before you flush

OrteilGenou,

Five O’Clock World, The Vogues

OrteilGenou,

Worst hangover I ever had, I was 20 and spent an entire May day working with my brother scraping and painting a small shed, and replacing the shingles. Took us about ten hours give or take. We had an occasional beer but nothing crazy.

Once done we each polished off about ten Labatt 50s while we watched hockey, then went out to meet friends. Got home at about 2 am.

Woke up the next day like someone had driven a spike through my head and was drumming the ends that stuck out with steel rods.

I was screwed for about 36 hours. Realized as I was recovering that I hadn’t had a drop of water all that day, just stopped working to sip on a cold beer every once in a while.

Lesson fucking learned. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

OrteilGenou,

That’s clearly the love child of Champ Kind and Todd Packer

OrteilGenou, (edited )

And once they starting learning to walk they become little drunks reeling around the property

OrteilGenou,

Such disrespect for Peacock

OrteilGenou,

Wurd brudder

OrteilGenou,

Loosen up baby

OrteilGenou, (edited )

I believe that the big bang was an overcooked ravioli that burst us all into existence, in the name of the fusilli, the sacchettoni, and the holy gnocchi, al dente.

OrteilGenou,

Never heard of it in Canada

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