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Laticauda, in Tehc

I downloaded Firefox on my dad’s computer and made it the main browser, then added an add on that unloads tabs that haven’t been used after a certain amount of time, specifically to avoid this lol.

half_built_pyramids, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction

A good shitpost is just spicy enough to not trip the anti-Semitism detectors.

IndiBrony,
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How many chillies is that? 3? 🌶️🌶️🌶️ More of a mustard level than a zyklon b?

owatnext, in Have another meme

Only to be met by this in the afterlife.

You thought I would let you escape Flavortown so easily?

Enzy,

Homelander if he was in the food business.

dylanTheDeveloper, (edited )
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Flavourlander, Ned Flavourlander

altima_neo,
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Jagi Fieri!

NAXLAB, in De omnibus dubitandum

Qua is good tho

Aggravationstation, in Romance ain't dead

“OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?”

Aux, in Admit it, you have long dreamed of such hosting.

You can do a lot with static site generators and offloading all images to a free CDN. 50 megs is suddenly a good deal!

0x4E4F,

Yeah, you can use it for a blog or something, just don’t put anything on the host.

Than again, there’s blogspot…

Emerald, in Real Love

Image Transcription: Meme

[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON’S LOVE IS REAL.

Fades, (edited ) in Call it what it is

No prizes anymore just scams and lies

andrew_bidlaw, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪
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I fueled her up, he brought it down,

Then they together leaved the town.

can, in Have another meme

That’s how I wanna go

babyfarmer,

It sounds delicious!

JoYo, in Tehc
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it’s been a decade since this was an issue.

nerdschleife,

It’s been 2 decades since grandma bought a pc

JoYo,
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it’s the browser. if they haven’t updated their browser in 10 years then closing the tabs will do nothing.

TexMexBazooka, in Real Love

Bu bu bu but we didn’t have a signed consent form from the pig! MURDER!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

None of my random killings have been illegal because of my handy dandy notary public

explodicle,

That just means there’s a dude at a factory farm who would kill for you.

Sabre363, in Equivalent

Truly a noble sacrifice for humanity

SuckMyWang,

For the elite ftfy

SoupBrick, in De omnibus dubitandum

Quid pro quo

gedaliyah, (edited )
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If only there were some way to express the concept of “this for that” in simple English.

Oops I just did it

A_Filthy_Weeaboo, (edited ) in Have another meme

Maaaan I remember from this one from back in the day! This made me lol and it aged me

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