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Jerb322, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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One…

Twooo…

Thhhree…

JackbyDev,

A-t-HOO

EndHD,

the world may never know

TimewornTraveler, in Follow your heart, they said

I see no downsides

MacNCheezus,
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You might wanna read up on wendigos before going down that path. I don’t think they’d make very good pets.

thefartographer, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s gotta be one diabetic fucking owl by now…

Pika, in 🎵that's life🎵

I was about to chime in and say yes that’s just life but then I saw the title lmao

Ranvier, (edited ) in If only l could've used those math skills to study

Sorry to post a serious comment on a shit post, but just in case this is bugging anyone:

Turn the clock away from your bed. The anxiety from potentially not getting enough sleep can prevent you from falling asleep in a vicious cycle.

Sometimes people can even be sleeping for quite a while without realizing they had been sleeping, then just look at the clock and be like, oh no I lied here for another hour with no sleep, and feel even worse, and now ironically be unable to fall back asleep. If it’s bad enough sometimes people can even get what’s called paradoxical insomnia. Where the person will insist they hadn’t been sleeping or barely slept, even if you had them in a sleep lab with video and eeg and you show them they’ve been sleeping for hours (they aren’t trying to lie or anything, it’s an issue with perception of sleep amount and the perceived low amount then causing symptoms and distress).

Anyways, set that alarm, turn the clock away. Stop micro-calculating how much time until morning.

Description of paradoxical insomnia from a patient point of view if anyone’s interested:

www.aafp.org/pubs/afp/issues/2017/0615/p770.html

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Oh that is very cool! And a good link to share. Thanks

angrymouse, in Uncanny

A as non English native I can’t see Wyoming without pronouncing “mhamm mhaam” in my head… Holy fuck this is stupid.

june, in Uncanny

I thought she was holding a hedgehog for a second

MacNCheezus,
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You’re not the first, but upon closer inspection I think it might be some sort of fur accessory.

june, (edited )

Yea I think it’s a purse or a jacket

MacNCheezus,
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Certainly far more likely than a hedgehog.

piracysails,

She is not?

june,

She is not

Rosco, (edited ) in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

I raise you a Banania

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8cc3d8b1-16b3-4725-95dc-512373789898.jpeg

…Truth be told, it’s fucking delicious.

BastingChemina,
Rentlar, in Fuck them right in the...?

Ich liebe die e-Busse

SomethingBurger,

eBussy hehe sounds like pussy

Gen Z humor…

ILikeBoobies,

(B)oy p(ussy)

It’s a gay thing not a Gen Z humour thing

Overshoot2648,

Well, it evolved in Gen Z humor as you had car-ussy and clussy fever.

SomethingBurger,

Claude Debussy

v4ld1z,
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Sehe auch kein Problem hier. Alle lieben doch Bussis

afraid_of_zombies, in 🎵that's life🎵

Look on the brightside. You still have the weekend when you are in school. Wait until you get a family and every single fucking weekend is taken up events you don’t want to go to but you get nagged into.

makyo,

Yeah but most people in school have to hold a side job too to make ends meet

afraid_of_zombies,

Including me.

I would gladly take a side job over another weekend birthday party. Work isn’t supposed to be fun, there is something insulting about being dragged to something supposed to be fun but isn’t.

As I am typing this it occurs to me I have a solution to my problem. Thanks for inspiring me.

makyo,

Haha nice. Might I also recommend taking up a very time-consuming yet rewarding hobby?

Chocrates,

Eh, OP may be complaining but if they have a family then their family deserves some of their time. A hobby isn’t gonna make the responsibilities disappear, just give them another thing to compete for their time.

Op needs to talk to their family and figure out how to make time for self care.

makyo, (edited )

True, but that still fits with the hobby idea - they could use a personal interest to drag their family into instead of always being dragged to everyone else’s things

son_named_bort,

I had homework during the weekend when I was in school…

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Hey, you don’t need a family to have your whole weekend eaten up by a bunch of shit you don’t wanna do.

afraid_of_zombies,

I don’t know. Had a few good years between marriage and uni where I could fill my weekend with fun stuff. That was pretty nice.

Coreidan,

Then why did you decide to have kids?

afraid_of_zombies, in drain/fence design

False neither was designed. Some consultant put numbers in a spreadsheet and back charged the people who built it.

m3t00,
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the installers moved it back a foot because engineering drew it where the retaining wall is. yard debris plugs drain grates with heavy rain. shit happens . clean up or swim to your car ¯_(ツ)_/¯

MrFunnyMoustache, in Fuck them right in the...?

I don’t understand the joke… send help.

FangedWyvern42,
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MrFunnyMoustache,

Thanks, that’s pretty funny.

InfiniWheel, (edited )

Couple of years ago the use of slang that consisted of making portmanteaus of the word “pussy” (using the suffix “-ussy”, also word of the year 2022 IIRC) with other words rose. At first it was mostly for implying said thing was used as a pussy (thrussy: throat pussy, bussy: boy pussy) but then it evolved into a comedic way to refer to “hole of said thing” (chussy: hole in the chest as in pectum excavatum).

In this case, this vehicle is called eBussy because it’s a tiny electric bus. But due to the slang, it can also be interpreted as “electronic boy pussy (as in a guy’s anus, for gay sex)”.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Oh, that’s hilarious. Thank you very much.

narc0tic_bird, in mustard

The pranker and the pranked are likely to be both League of Legends players.

Che_Donkey, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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balderdash9, in You have to understand.

mood af. all that rizz.

OpenStars,
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no cap?

werd

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