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don, in Help guys what do I do

Move feet farther apart

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Makes sense

OpenStars, (edited ) in Try it yourself at home!
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You say marinara sauce, I say refrigerator blood, potatoe pohtato:-P

FlyingSquid,
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It’s only refrigerator blood if you buy it in jars. If you make it from scratch, it’s just spaghetti blood.

OpenStars,
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TIL such interesting new facts. :-D

I wonder what else my brain just yeeted out to make room for it? Do it again, maybe I’ll forget my childhood trauma! 🙃

Tehgingey, in Try it yourself at home!

Holy shit I do this too. Why are we like this?

Another thing I do which frustrates me to no end is trying to pick something up with something else in my hand, making the task of picking said thing up so much harder. I could put the other thing down sure, but life is pain and this is how I am.

Betch,
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Personally I blame my ADHD. Taking stuff that’s in front out of the fridge is just too many steps, too many things to do.

You gotta do it all in one motion, one step. Then you gotta figure out how to deal with the mess you’ve just made in one step.

wesker, in Help guys what do I do
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I’ve been so high a couple of times that this felt like the case.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

Pat_Riot, in I'm just gonna lie
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I mean, you got a picture. Show your boss that picture.

OpenStars, (edited ) in Help guys what do I do
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I need more data. Send me higher resolution feet pics immediately, to this address: Donald.Trump at email.com. Please send me as many feet pics as you have!?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you’d love that you little ex potus

kajko, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I’m 37, but I have no clue what this is.

Frozengyro,

32, have seen the commercial thousands of times.

0x4E4F, in I'm just gonna lie
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Well, at least someone’s having a good time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The male is always the one who gets off.

0x4E4F,
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Well, we should help the female out I guess…

bstix, in Try it yourself at home!

It’s like reverse Tetris. You have to remove one piece without clearing everything on the same shelf.

originalucifer, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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awesome

JusticeForPorygon, in Help guys what do I do
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Get wide fit shoes. Changed my life.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Wide toe boxes are amazing.

baggins, (edited ) in Try it yourself at home!

Do y’all not cover the food in your fridge?

FlyingSquid,
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Yes. But I don’t put it in unbreakable jars.

baggins,

I still don’t understand 🤔 jars don’t typically break just from tipping over.

FlyingSquid,
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They break from falling on the floor from the top shelf of a fridge.

HonoraryMancunian,

There is one very obvious and simple solution to all this

Install bouldering mats all around your fridge

baggins,

Hmm I’ve never had that problem.

Fal,
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You can’t imagine how a jar falling from the top shelf of the fridge could break?

baggins,

I’ve never knocked a jar off the top shelf of my fridge on to the floor 🤷

midget247,

Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his “I don’t smash four jars of pesto a week”. Must be great to be paid to play. I’m sorry that most of us are Sunday league

Phegan, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

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disheveledWallaby, (edited ) 

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</span><span style="color:#323232;">6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Eleven. Twelve!
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slingstone,

I heard the song in my head.

slingstone,

This is the correct answer.

JusticeForPorygon, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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They still play it today. It came out in 1970. That’s 53 years iirc

0x0,

Only 70s kids will get this

lapommedeterre, in I'm just gonna lie

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