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Kolanaki, (edited ) in Me IRL
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My mom’s cooking fucking sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

My mom’s cooking sucked as well, but it was either that or you eat nothing at all. It was healthy, but it didn’t taste good. I didn’t wanna insult her, so I ate it. Plus, it was either that or you go hungry.

OpenStars, in Me IRL
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Who… did NOT!?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Orphans

0x4E4F,
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Watch your mouth young man!

OpenStars,
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THAT’S the response I was looking for!:-D

BeefPiano,

My kids. If you don’t like what we made there’s plenty of stuff you can make yourself.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Can I move in with you?

J/k. Unless like, you were into it? :-P

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a good one, will borrow it 👍.

Though my son might just do that and slap some mayo on a piece of bread and wash that down with water.

BeefPiano,

The more I think about it, maybe that’s ok? You need some vegetation, maybe take an apple or banana, but mayo has protein from the egg, right?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not bad, but it’s not really good either. Sure, mayo has proteins from the eggs, but it also has a lot of fat (oil), so… some lettuce or a tomato would be nice, not just water 😒. He freaking loves water, you have to have a water bottle with you at all times. That is good, I know, but you can’t replace veggies with water.

BeefPiano,

I mean, you can’t have candy for dinner. We can figure out something, even if it’s just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

captainlezbian,

Me, mom resisted cooking when possible and understood she was bad at it. Eventually my sister and I became better cooks but by then the family fell apart and the parents couldn’t sit together for a whole dinner peacefully every night.

OpenStars,
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Indeed, life does not always fall so neatly into our little boxes that we sometimes try to use to describe them.

sentient_loom, in Me IRL
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

What else would you eat?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly 😂.

KpntAutismus, in Me IRL

eventually, everyone just started cooking for themselves because none of our schedules lined up. but until around 8th(?) grade, mom would cook whatever we probably would eat. having an autistic picky eater and another adhd picky eater leaves only like 3-4 dishes you could expect to not be thrown out.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

My mom always had lunch ready the day before, so regardless of our schedules, we could just heat up whatever she made and have lunch at whatever time we wanted… or felt like it.

Zeon, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Did anyone else think it was a weird smilely thing at first?

Kolanaki, in that watermark is something a doctor would write
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surewhynotlem,

We need this in the “which super power would you pick” threads

_Sprite,
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originalucifer, in Me IRL
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ha
a mom home to cook
lucky bastard

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That we are… regardless of how bad it tasted, it was healthy food. Lots of steamed or cooked vegetables, salad, very little meat (like 200gr in a dish for 4 people for 2 days, and not in every dish, this was like once a week)… say what you will, it tasted bad, she didn’t put anything but salt in them, no seasoning whatsoever, but it was a very healthy balanced meal.

kittenzrulz123, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I recognized this and I’m not old… Am I?..

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
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Buddy, I’ve been asking the same question for a while now, and as a far as the youth is concerned, we’re ancient.

Chocrates,

No cap.

twack,

Based.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Rly doe, fam, u be trippin’ if u think u got drip… sheeeesh. Cheugy like no cap

kittenzrulz123, in Fuck them right in the...?

Me and the boys entering the eBussy:

hark, in Sit still please
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Self portrait?

Naja_Kaouthia, (edited ) in Try it yourself at home!
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

The last time I played refrigerator Tetris I was cleaning up bubble tea for a half hour.

Edit: Jenga. Refrigerator Jenga.

Slovene,

Yeah, refrigerator Jenga. Refrigerator Tetris is when you have to fit all the groceries you just bought inside the seemingly tiniest of fridges.

m3t00, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

3

scumola,

It’s th.th.th.th.three

WindyRebel, (edited )

Let’s find out. One, two-hoo, a-three! Three.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Decompress the main shuttlebay.

desmosthenes, in Spice up your breakfast
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proper shitpost

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks. I do my best.

crazybrain, in Spice up your breakfast
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I didn’t realise anything was wrong until I read the comments.

can, in Help guys what do I do

Toe socks

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Now my toes are too close to my wet socks

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