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0x4E4F, (edited ) in Breaking AT fields!
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A literal shitpost… I think I can see it peeking.

moistclump, in Ask a stupid question...

Ohhh the song I was thinking about that scary movie about the villagers and someone being dressed in red. Man, that’s embarrassing.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Spice up your breakfast

Delete this or I’ll make you eat them

MaoZedongers, in Me IRL

yup, except she didn’t cook every day.

0x4E4F,
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Meeh, still better than not having cooked at all 🤷.

Siegfried, in that watermark is something a doctor would write
  • penis randomly explodes *
RIP_Cheems, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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Hmm, let’s see here. Ah1, ah 2, ah 3…

RIP_Cheems, in Fuck them right in the...?
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Finally, I can have a bussy.

RIP_Cheems, in 🎵that's life🎵
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I’m starting to feel this.

lobsticle, in Help guys what do I do

This is the shit you feel when you’re high

lilcs420, in Well suited

I’m glad I watched that. Thanks for the laugh

plantedworld, in Help guys what do I do

When I was little I struggled with this. I would weave a tissue between my toes and it helped

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Tissue solves the issue, as grandma used to say

kttnpunk, in Me IRL
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Lemmy is just Facebook now huh?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I rode in the back of a pickup, drank from the garden hose, ate leaded paint chips, huffed leaded gasoline, and got beaten within an inch of my life for not mining enough lead in the lead mines

and I turned out fine!

BlackPenguins,

Nah this needs a minions background.

boonhet, in 🎵that's life🎵

Work is pretty much the same, but depending on your job it can be way worse, or actually not that bad. I’ve had both.

Started off in a repetitive job with highly demanding monthly targets that we’d need to hit to get our full bonus (which was a significant part of total comp, salary was low as hell). It was an endless cycle of “X more days until Friday”.

I transitioned into software engineering. Ya know what? Occasionally I was EXCITED for the next work week. It’s still work and it’s hella stressful and sometimes you wish you could take the next 5 years off and have no obligations. But a lot of the time, you’re not actively waiting for the weekend anymore. Helps that my commute before I transitioned fully to home office was a 12 minute walk and I had after-work activities on weekdays to be excited for.

LwL, (edited )

School for me was living hell for 5 days a week, working for me is alright and at least i also have money to use in my free time. Which I have less of of course, but even if school hadn’t been hell I’d never want to go back.

Which is to say, if anyones reading this who’s still in school and is getting discouraged from people saying working is worse, don’t be. It’s very subjective and depends on your job too. If school feels like torture, work will probably be an improvement.

weeeeum,

Honestly the worst thing about school were the other kids. Everybody are little psychopaths and are utterly ruthless. At work everybody just wants to get paid and no one really gives a shit about other’s business (YMMV though).

Also there’s no homework, which is a godsend as somebody with ADHD. Just show up, work your little butt off and go home, nice and simple.

LwL, (edited )

Yep, the other kids traumatized me for life lol. And they didn’t even hate me or anything, as I found out by them becoming generally fine to interact with in like 11th grade when they were 17+.

The homework I was thankfully able to just flat out ignore. But that along staying up way too long and as such struggling to stay awake in class lead to friction with teachers, so once the other kids weren’t a problem anymore, it was instead the classes themselves. Which were also just mostly very boring and very slow, and I’m suspecting I also have adhd.

PhlubbaDubba, in I'm just gonna lie

The horses have discovered exhibitionism, we are surely doomed now

linearchaos, in 🎵that's life🎵
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Oh, shit, was that supposed to stop at school?

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