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db2, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I think they could have done something that didn’t look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn’t even look like a sand worm… it’s barely a passable Sarlacc.

unreachable,
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they knew, from the start

HonkTonkWoman,

If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

Gork,

Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Steve,

No, semen please.

zanyllama52, in consequences
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I regularly eat spicy food, with rare issues in the bathroom. The exception, funny enough, seems to be pickled jalapeños. Not ghost peppers, habañeros, or Carolina reapers… I don’t get it.

akincisor, in Try it yourself at home!

Lol all my fridge has is some condiments.

mmazikinn,

damn all I got is frozen chicken tenders, I think we may have something here

paddirn, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Muad’deez nutz

TokenBoomer,

And… the movie is ruined. I’ll think that at least 3 times while watching.

zipzoopaboop, in Try it yourself at home!

How? Everything behind the front row is invisible

wetferret, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

yetiftw,

this is exactly what he would have wanted

Fermion, (edited )

Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

This is mild compared to what went on in his head.

Stamau123,

That’s certainly… one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren’t the Companions from Firefly

Fermion, (edited )

I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.

I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.

afraid_of_zombies,

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

Said it before and say it again. Dune only makes sense if you remember that every character you see is a product of multiple generations of incest, religious zealots, and useless idle royality.

The entire power of the Bene Gesserits could be defeated with 40 cents set of ear plugs, or hiring gay guys, or straight women, or deaf people, or straight men on libido blockers, or asexuals, or stubborn people, or people who speak a different language…

Their power is using sexy voice. Some random teenager with a slingshot is more dangerous.

JoMomma, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer…

cristo, in Help guys what do I do

Dont wear normal shoes so often, wear flip flops or barefoot shoes

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Any shoes with a wide toe box will do

mmazikinn,

how’s

I_Fart_Glitter, in Wonderful new tech

I have to assume everything at my job has at least a little bit of poop on it. I’ve gotten incredibly good at using light switches and lever style door handles with my feet, but only when no one is looking.

tigeruppercut, in Wonderful new tech

Taking a page out of the Sneakers playbook

AVincentInSpace, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

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The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

Lepsea,

With My Corn Seed

Leviathan, in Modern art

I’m into it. Doesn’t need to make sense out of context in a 3 second clip. I’ll still go experience it. I’ve seen some pretty moving art installations that, taken as a 3 second clip out of context, would make a bunch of people on the internet go “art no make sense”.

Remotedeck, in Help guys what do I do

When I felt that way it was usually because my toenail was jutting into my other toe. So I would cut the nail and the feeling would go away.

Crow, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

MaoZedongers,

I mean, just look at it.

awwwyissss,

If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

Kolanaki,
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Track_Shovel,
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This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

JasonDJ,

Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

Rosco, in Try it yourself at home!

All my fridge has at any given point are leftovers, cans of soda or beer, and various jars I’m too scared to open at this point.

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