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random_character_a, in Seymour Cocks
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Kant was killed in line of duty and now fights crime as cybernetic police officer for the OCP

0x4E4F, in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
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It’s kinda chewy…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Do not chew the pills.

0x4E4F,
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Yeah… too late with the reply OP.

WashedOver, (edited ) in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
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Well that’s one way get your daily allotment of between 10,000 and 20,000 specialized erotogenic nerve endings of several types for those that had their’s lobbed off.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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At least the foreskins can now become useful again in this new tablet

GombeenSysadmin, in ern

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.

Landless2029,

This is why reposts are important. I’ve never seen it.

GombeenSysadmin,

You’re one of today’s 10000!

root_beer,

I don’t miss the constant carping on Reddit about reposts for this very reason, not everyone is online 25/7

Aussiemandeus,
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I love that cotton video

ExLisper, (edited ) in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

https://linux.community/pictrs/image/942a1727-bb55-4aa3-9a1e-504712481d0c.png

Fun fact: Conguito character was created in 1960s and influenced by recent Congo independence.

Gestrid, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I was a kid when I first saw that commercial, and it was already old by then.

Vinny_93, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Upvote for title

sleen,

Upvote for comment

MeDuViNoX, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
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Time to invest in the quacksuit!

A_Chilean_Cyborg, in Rat snacks
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When the final boss is the sanitary inspector:

Underwaterbob, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I miss Saturday morning cartoons. Sure, looking back, a lot of those cartoons sucked, (quality is on average much higher these days) but it was more about the ritual and the expectation. Saturday morning TV was for me.

Peppycito,

I’ve got a hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese!

somethingp,

Yeah most of those used to be shit but it was like a ritual every weekend. Are Saturday morning cartoons not a thing anymore?

Jomega,

They got replaced by 24 hour dedicated children’s channels, which in turn got replaced by streaming.

somethingp,

I’m not that old! I had Nickelodeon and Disney Channel and Cartoon Network, but there were still Saturday morning cartoons on WB and PBS. The Saturday morning cartoons weren’t as good as the others but it was still something special about the mornings.

m0darn,

As a parent of young children I’ve learned that Saturday morning cartoons are actually for my wife and I to have a moment to ourselves.

lemmefixdat4u, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

It takes a lot fewer licks now than when this commercial came out (shrinkflation).

Ultragramps, in we've been waiting for too long
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Should it have small cubes of spam or hot dogs as “relish”?

Annoyed_Crabby, (edited ) in Georgia

Israel: Palestine isn’t a country.

US: it’s a village in Ohio.

Edit

Marvel: Batman is a hero.

Turkiye: It’s a city.

Edit2: i can’t believe no one caught my mistake of saying marvel instead of DC. Imma leave it there.

0nXYZ, in mustard

Ole Mustard Balls

TwoBeeSan,

🎵 it’s Ptsd Paul 🎵 he’s got mustard on his dick and balls 🎵

robocall, in Georgia
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Por que no los dos?

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