TseseJuer,

not possible you have a human soul not a animal soul

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I just wanna new duck.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I remind you on the duck thing around Christmas

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not a turkey man, a duck, quack quack mutherfucker

HootinNHollerin,

Ima go with cat

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t wanna be a duck.

Slovene,

At least not a female duck …

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, any duck. Males will try to do it with other males.

Tabula_stercore,

Dead males. They won’t feel a thing

Serinus,

I too want to be a drunk. I think it’s something I can accomplish.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Duck sir I said duck

Serinus,

Oh. Right. Well that’s more difficult. Maybe I’ll stay with drunk.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If you get drunk enough, you might think you’re a duck.

reverendsteveii,

when one feels like a duck, one is happy…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And when two feel like ducks, two are happy together ❤️

RGB3x3,

QUACK QUACK!

Worx,

This is why I unironically support free and easy access to assisted suicide for everyone. There would need to be a months-long vetting procedure with professionals, but part of freedom is being able to opt out

andxz,

You get to be a duck if you commit suicide?

Worx,

As my mum always said, you don’t know if you don’t try it

JustMy2c,

I do not agree with your sentiment, but I will fight to defend your right to jump in the creek and eat duck weed all day.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Will you fight me for bread?

Isakk86,

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They’re terrible for us, don’t give us bread.

RGB3x3,

Can ducks eat burritos? It would be a shame if they can’t eat burritos.

JustMy2c,

Anything is better as the disgusting excuse for bread that subway serves.

THAT IS NOT BREAD. should be illegal in Europe…

MrSusan,

Trust me, you don’t wanna be a duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Its ok i’m a man and a fan of screwdrivers (i already know this is a terrible joke, forgive me)

CodexArcanum,

This is the notion of Heidegger’s “thrownness”, which I love as a philosophy concept for how straightforward it is. We all have this feeling that we were “thrown into” the world without choice and have to make the best of the situation we’re born into.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I don’t think it’s just a feeling.

Imgonnatrythis,

Pretty much sums up why Hinduism was created. As a bonus, while waiting to become a duck you can pick a cool God-buddy that is half animal.

cuerdo,

Self awareness is human, you were well into you humanning when you wanted to be a duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fighting words there

Rodeo,

A goth duck.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’ll have you know I understood that reference.

Rodeo,

Thank god somebody got it! I was dying out here.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I can’t seem to find it anymore, but wasn’t that meme just posted somewhere around here yesterday?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Time to invest in the quacksuit!

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