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obinice, in Me IRL
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Literally everybody. Well okay, not literally. But figuratively literally everybody.

You’re a small child incapable of providing for yourself, what else are you going to do? You eat what you’re given or you starve to death.

0x4E4F,
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Not the point of the meme, but yes, correct.

MaoZedongers, in Shitty performance art

A S S

weird_nugget, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Imagine hitting your pinky toe with that shit

hexabs, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Idk about old, but lemmy does skew American enough for me to mot understand this.

cashews_best_nut,

The damn Septics are everywhere. Like a meaty fart that clings in the air.

abirdperson, in Help guys what do I do
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Cotton balls

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s a feeling I didn’t know my balls could feel

abbadon420, (edited ) in ern

Classic shitpost. Never gets old

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Ask a stupid question...
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Technically I heard about it on the radio and The Village People simultaneously.

MaoZedongers, in Do-over

Ayo is the Fred

MaoZedongers, in when the woke librals 😔😔

Increbidle

Kolanaki, in Help guys what do I do
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Share what you’ve been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Smoking salmon mostly

baatliwala, in consequences

Is this some stereotypical white person thing

MeDuViNoX, in Me IRL
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This is why I learned to cook at a very young age.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I did try when I was younger, I just have an aversion towards it (it’s really really boring to me). I learn when I was a older, like 20, 21.

TseseJuer,

this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read

0x4E4F,
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Could you elaborate why?

TseseJuer,

no

0x4E4F,
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OK

MeDuViNoX,
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Everyone gets there at their own pace, is it still boring to you? Maybe try different styles of cooking?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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I have tried different things to make it interesting for me, like maybe making more backed stuff instead of boiled or steamed… no, I just have no interest in it.

Eating and cooking are like means to an end for me. I’m hungry, I eat. That is probably why I could eat my mother’s cooking without problems, lol 😂…or why I have no problem taking codliver oil without any extra stuff on it (like lemon). I’m just not that much into tastes I guess. I like tasty food, but if the food is not tasty and I’m hungry, I’ll eat just about anything.

Vrtrx,

I wasn’t allowed to do that. My mom took that whole eating what she made or eat nothing really serious. I wasn’t allowed to make my own stuff if I wanted

MeDuViNoX,
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Sorry to hear that, hopefully you’ve found joy in food later in life.

Vrtrx, (edited )

Oh yeah. I did an exchange/international semester in Edinburgh. First time living alone and being able to do what I want and when I want it. I like having control over what stuff I eat but it’s not like I hate my mom for how she does things. I appreciate all the work she does and living with your parents just makes being a student a little easier. It’s just sad sometimes, that I can’t as easily try new stuff or eat when I’m actually hungry and not when the designated family eating time is.

peopleproblems, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I mean I’m curious

FlyingSquid,
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Worm-curious?

Marzanna, in consequences

Literally me after Buldak ramen :)

crony, in Seymour Cocks
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Good one.

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