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ninekeysdown, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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enthusiastic double gonorrhea… mongo is appalled

0x4E4F, in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Are we on a duck roll now 😂?

FlyingSquid,
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That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited ) in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

The third is always the scariest.

unreachable,
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final boss moment

FlyingSquid, in Same.
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I don’t know… it does look like my parents… but they’re definitely not fighting. Eep.

FlyingSquid, in Amazing!
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I once had a window break while I was opening it and severely slice my arm. My friend with a baby used a diaper to keep pressure on the wound until we got to the ER.

So this could possibly work. You might try it next time you can get your hands on a toddler.

erev,
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so you’re telling me we can use babies to fight rising sea levels???

FlyingSquid,
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I’m saying it’s worth a try.

Everythingispenguins,

Yeah enough of them and they should make a decent sea wall

FlyingSquid, in Romance ain't dead
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Oh for god’s sake. I said:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

Pharmacokinetics,
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said GladOS calmly…

MightyGalhupo,

Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

PixeIOrange,

WHAT?

FlyingSquid,
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Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

MajesticSloth,
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Damn, I’m missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

OtakuAltair,

…What?

Yuion, in A good deal of IT work, too

Google search results have become so bad i barely use it today. Its even better to use chatgpt. You have to take every answer with a grain of salt but usually it can give you a few options and give you resources to work with. Google search sucks ass. The amount of times i do NOT find what im searching for is way too high

hakunawazo, in Same.

Looks like America, but Cuba is on the wrong side.

glorious_albus, in Romance ain't dead

Calm down, Mark Rober.

kautau,

Hey, what’s up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I’m beyond excited to share something I’ve been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I’ve built for my girlfriend. It’s not just any maze; it’s an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here’s the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she’s in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let’s see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

Cqrd,

Damn, that’s exactly like him, wild

kautau,
lostferret,

The “make it twice as long” is genius.

kautau,

My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

/s sort of

CareHare,

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

Norgur, in Romance ain't dead

Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

MightyGalhupo,

What show/movie did I miss?

Norgur,

Most people SAW that one

MightyGalhupo,

Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

random_character_a, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special
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Oh yeah. Whamageddon. I almost forgot.

jacktherippah, (edited ) in Expecting a new baby?

Have actors record a video for the kid. Make the video start with “Kal El, my son.”

ohlaph, in Romance ain't dead

I’m intrigued.

random_character_a, (edited ) in * scroll *
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*After decades of using a computer accidentally presses the middle mouse button for the first time.

“What’s happening! It’s moving by it self. I broke it”

“What? Scroll wheel it a button? How can it be a button and why is it doing this.”

“Press it again? But I lost the spot. How do I get back”

“But it’s so far away”

*Does it again

“Now it’s doing it again. What do I do now. I can’t read this”

“Why is this. Is this a virus? Is my computer hijacked?”

“Did you do this?”

*Door slams

LinkOpensChest_wav,

My co-worker goes to google.com and types URLs into the search field, sometimes not even the correct URL (e.g., when she’s trying to sign into her Zoom account, she’ll search for “zoom.com”)

I’ve tried gently persuading her to try typing it in the address bar, but then she will mistype it and tell me, “See, it’s not working!” and I’d like to show her how to use bookmarks and try to make her life a lot easier, but she insists she knows what she’s doing and isn’t having it.

Sadly, she’s also fallen prey to numerous obvious scams, including a pig butchering scam that drained her resources for years.

I’d really like to find a way to teach some basic tech literacy to older people. I’ve been able to help my parents recognize scams at least, but some people are aggressively unwilling to learn new things.

Gilles_D,

pig butchering scam

Excuse me, a what?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

www.wired.com/story/what-is-pig-butchering-scam/

Long-term type of romance scam so called because the scammer is “fattening the pig for slaughter,” building trust until they have drained the victim of everything they have.

Johanno, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special

*bursts

He, she, it the s is lit

misterundercoat,

Past tense, my guy

Johanno,

English seems to be even more complicated than German

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