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Bonehead, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?

ininewcrow,
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*koalas

registrert,
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Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!

umbrella, (edited ) in Romance ain't dead
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i think the aperture labs enrichment center would be a prime location

mdurell, in Romance ain't dead

A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!

DestroyerOfWorlds, in Burning the calories

Deep Breathing Exercise (long sigh)

HikingVet, in Real Love
zaphod,

I’m stealing this.

Kase,

I’m stealing this.

sirico, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios
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Robbery at the decongestion lab

semi_sentient, in Burning the calories

I get mine when I shake my head to stop the memories! :)

creditCrazy, in Romance ain't dead
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Did glados write this

someguy3,

Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can’t see that as love.

AngryCommieKender,

GLaDOS doesn’t love or hate. She just wants you gone.

youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T

badbytes, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

Man sitting by campfire says “hey buddy, can you hand my a jumbo graham cracker?”

GlitterInfection, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

Australia.

MBZzZzZzZz,

Mind the drop bears.

ElBarto,
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Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

miss_brainfart,
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They’re called that for a reason, after all

GrammatonCleric, in Work smarter, not harder
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  • LastYearsPumpkin,

    Yeah, cause software never has a weird bug like that.

    Also, it’s a joke.

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  • Valmond,

    With a lovely SO in a little house in the hills.

    CustodialTeapot,

    TWO ADD PROFILES! See the hypocrisy?

    GrammatonCleric, in CSS does as its told
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    WOOP WOOP!

    Gork, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

    Car companies can already remotely disable vehicle functionality if payments aren’t made on time (disabling heated seats comes to mind). It isn’t beyond the realm of possibility for a self driving truck to repossess itself to the nearest facility.

    This is an absolutely bonkers idea though. What if there is a child inside when the vehicle decides to repo itself?

    notabot,

    Ford has already patented the concept of a car repossesing itself if you fall behind on payments.

    registrert,
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    If my car drives away without me, it’s not repossessed. It’s just straight up demonically possessed.

    notabot,

    Thanks, that made me laugh enough to wake the cat. :)

    EatYouWell,

    I think that’s a fair feature, though. Much less risky than having a repo guy deal with a pissed off human.

    notabot,

    I can see certain benefits, but as the parent poster mentions, what happens if there’s a child on the car, or, indeed, you’ve left something else important in it when it drives off. Surely it’s better for it just not to start, and keep a human in the loop for returning it.

    flambonkscious,

    …nah! That’d delay us repurposing it for more $$profit$$

    Zink,

    Won’t somebody think of the financial institutions?!?

    EatYouWell,

    I’d imagine that truly self driving cars will have occupancy sensors in them (they only cost a few dollars), and that you could collect your belongings from the dealer.

    It’s not like the system is just going to randomly drive off without any warning, likely for the reasons you stated.

    notabot,

    I can see them having occupancy sensors after the first lawsuit, but before then I’m not so sure. Collecting your belongings from the dealer could also be problematic; you no longer have a car, and the dealer could be a significant distance away. It’d be even worse if you happen to have driven the car far from home and no longer have a way to get back.

    I suspect, and hope, they only patented it so they were tge ones with the patent, not to actually implement it.

    EatYouWell,

    It will absolutely be a thing once truly autonomous cars exist.

    But, by the time the number of self driving cars reaches a significant portion of the vehicles on the road, owning a car will likely be on its way out in favor of subscription/fee services. That is if they’re ever sold in the first place.

    Why own a or maintain a car when you can have one pick you up in a few minutes?

    Mr_Blott, in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

    Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.

    If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two

    After about three years, they’ll be your best mates

    Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts

    flambonkscious,

    What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more

    Mr_Blott,

    Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese

    Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪
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    Shouldn’t have cut off its truck nuts

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