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Cowbee, in Is that your boyfriend?

We stay grinding 💪

samus12345, in 🌈 📚 Reading Rainbow 📚🌈
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

A fucking book? Like the Kama Sutra?

0nXYZ,

I’ll allow it.

dank953, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

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Resol, in 🎵that's life🎵
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Just be self employed and you won’t have that problem once you finally finish school.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

squints through bifocals

Oh yes, the Tootsie Pop owl. Heh.

numberfour002, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE HARRY POTTER REFERENCE!!!

just kidding

betterdeadthanreddit, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

I’m trying but it just starts to soften and deform instead of getting shiny like yours. How long did you have to polish it?

Blyfh,

Damn that got me. Well played.

MaoZedongers, in 🎵that's life🎵

Don’t worry, it’s the same but worse for working full time

Asafum,

I just need to get through this… Forever.

Chocrates,

Every day is somehow worse than the one before.

na_th_an,

When I’m working full time I can afford food and heat. Way better than being in school.

MaoZedongers,

good joke

BottleOfAlkahest,

Where do you live that working full time guarantees someone enough money for food and heat?

Voyajer, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I would hope so, GenZ would have seen that commercial growing up. Edit: Actually isn’t it still being aired?

ColeSloth,

I haven’t watched a TV commercial in probably over a decade, but I guess I kind of assumed that they were still showing these.

gedaliyah, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Aunt Jemima doesn’t seem so bad now…

Menteros,

Aunt Jemima

Was never bad, woke asshole cancel everything they don’t understand.

“I was, I was taken aback. I was really shocked. I knew people didn’t realize that those were real people and, you know, to phase them out, would kind of erase their history,” Harris said.

‘She’s just not a character … I really want her legacy to be told. That this is a real person. And this was her recipe. And she fed the world from her flapjacks,” he said.

abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=72293603

shiftymccool,

This is the truth, downvoters should be fucking ashamed. Her family didn’t think it was racist and protested her removal. Woke assholes made it happen and pat each other on the back for a job well done. Have some clue about what you’re protesting or get fucked SJWs!

Pinklink, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

mwproductions,

“Until the second half of the twentieth century, mortarboards were often worn by schoolteachers, and the hat remains an icon of the teaching profession.” [source]

So they weren’t saying that he just graduated, they were saying that he was learned (the tortoise even says, “he is the wisest of us all”).

AlligatorBlizzard,

And owls being symbolic of wisdom is at least as old as as the Greek gods - Athena’s symbolism included owls.

MBM,

Which is ironic because owls are pretty dumb

beizhia,
@beizhia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how it used to be. You asked questions to people who were believed to be wise, and then their answer was what the truth was. And most of the things we “knew” were just wrong.

Not that it’s less complicated now…

jettrscga,

You’re focused on that? Why was the boy naked with only a tootsie pop, and talking to an owl?

Toneswirly, in 🎵that's life🎵

Yeaaaah… that feeling never really goes away.

c0mbatbag3l, in 🎵that's life🎵
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Just wait until you realize that’s all the workforce feels like too.

eeltech, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

1984 here, checking in.

abbadon420, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

If only I was American, so I could understand this reference, said noone ever.

mhague,

Ignorance is badass

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