Like it or not, I won
KingThrillgore, 
Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks
Ironfist, (edited ) “thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh” huh maybe im parent material after all
kitsuneofinari, 
Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.
panic, Got a link?
kitsuneofinari, Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.
https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1186afff-d068-4021-a0ed-7a91790231f4.png
FreshLight, I like how every community is in festive fall mood <3
Pandantic, 
It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.
dabster291, 
Squdward
Pandantic, Thanks.
MrShankles, Username reverse uno!
0x4E4F, Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.
0x4E4F, That many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.
modifier, Maybe if the turkey were sick
SatansMaggotyCumFart, If they weren’t before they were afterwards.
Some say it’s turkey STIs.
Xeknos, 
Allegedly
rostby, Was it alive?
0x4E4F, IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
rostby, What did it sound like?
0x4E4F, What, me and my sister doing the dirty?
rostby, No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
0x4E4F, It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.
GladiusB, 
What did they win?
nodsocket, Extra flavor
ShitOnABrick, 
Why is the seasoning white?
nexussapphire, It’s kernel sanders secret white sauce.
ShitOnABrick, (edited ) Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise
altima_neo, 
Cream of somyon guai
EmergMemeHologram, Hwhat?
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