X marks the spot
ieightpi, What’s the quote originally from?
TheOneWithTheHair, (edited ) 
Melon Husk, I mean Felon Mush, I mean the CEO of Brand X (Elongated Muskrat) said it.
TheSlad, Musk having a tough guy moment on twitter
ieightpi, Holy shit that is wild. It sounds like it should be from a campy movie.
scottywh, The guy is seriously batshit nuts.
Selmafudd, This is the same guy that got his mum to save him from fighting Zuckerberg right? What a dork.
Cornpop, Such a fucking dorky ass edgelord thing to say out loud
Poggervania, (edited ) 
Next thing you know, Elongated Muskrat will change its profile pic to wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, and a katana - everything all black, of course. Then they’ll play some shit like Bury the Light on their next Xitter post saying some real “psshh…. nuthin personnel, kidd…” kind of stuff.
HikingVet, You’re saying that like there isn’t already a picture like that.
Poggervania, Wait, are you saying there is? Of Elongated Muskrat??
Bruh I need to see this shit lmao
beckerist,
Poggervania, Holy fuck, you have made my sides go into orbit
Thank you for this gift
HikingVet, Just came across this as well. I swear this man is a cliché.
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ead768a0-e6c6-411c-8977-d9f459b5aee0.jpeg
gusVLZ, A circle with a dot
GrammatonCleric, 
Now I got my cooties shot 💉
ReplicantBatty, Yeah, that’s about the right energy. See also: that weird dude who wears a fedora and a duster who’s way too obsessed with katanas.
Uglyhead, 
Mallninja Musk
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