Veneroso,

Okay, what about jousting? Hear me out okay!? Isn’t that how the large hardon collider works?

Abnorc,

Please redirect all such messages to the masturbation announcement channel.

Clbull,

Sounds like a server full of master baiters.

Gbagginsthe3rd,

Go away, baitn

Globeparasite,
Etterra,

Yeah, it’s discord, not fucking 4chan. Have a little decorum, ya reprobate.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Discorum*

Agent641,

But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just please wash your hands first.

filcuk,

Not before a nice wet high five!

Kedly,

If we high five before I wash my hands, does that make our hands eskimo brothers? (I really am speedrunning how many times I can get comments removed for uh, bigotted?, language)

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

I like how the response emojis say “No” and “I came”

Nima,
@Nima@lemmy.world avatar

the “1984” got me good. XD

r3df0x,

My brother is autistic and this is the type of autistic person who is hated by other autistic people. This is why autistic people hate mentioning it, because they get lumped in with these people.

ieightpi,

Pardon me, but what the hell are you going on about?

r3df0x,
Roflmasterbigpimp, (edited )
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Could it be that you are commenting under the wrong Post?

Abnorc,

You know, the internal politics of autistic people. Or, supposedly. It could be made up as well.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, this is getting even more interesting. Who is the kind of autistic person that is hated by other autistic people: (a) people that try to be nice about enforcing a no masterbation announcement rule or (b) people that announce they are going to go masterbate? Also, does your brother fall under a, b, or something else?

r3df0x,

Autistic people who announce when they’re going to masturbate make all other autistic people cringe for being so incredibly unaware and making the rest of them look weird.

ieightpi, (edited )

I don’t think anyone was assuming these people were autistic. It’s possible you have a skewed view because you are around an autistic person more that most people.

r3df0x,

Intentionally doing something fucked up and thinking that it’s some sort of quirky joke is the sort of thing that I’ve seen autistic people do.

Vytle,

It’s almost definitely B. Most people on the spectrum would not say “im gonna go masturbate” and those who are would use autism as an excuse for why they behave that way, which is just not valid. Autism can make it harder to behave in a way that is socially acceptable, but not like this, hence why others on the spectrum dont like people like this. They use autism as a sort of sheild to allow them to behave in ways that are just not right. The best example of this i can think of off hand is Chris-Chan, but they are an extreme case of this. Anyways, people like this make it harder to be upfront on the fact that you are on the spectrum, because the first thing that comes to mind will be people like that.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Elon Musk claims to be autistic and he uses it as a shield.

asteriskeverything,

Now if it was mostly female strangers it would be at least understandable.

RGB3x3,

Yeah, that was a weird way to put that. Clearly nobody in that group has social skills.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Hey everyone, I’m going to choke my snake!

AdaleiM,
@AdaleiM@lemmy.world avatar

it’s been three hours, did everything work out

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, they worked something out.

Agent641,

How’d you go, bud?

awnery,

as if discord is where weird chat was invented. what’s that, me, oh i’m not familiar at all with the ancient chats!

irmoz, (edited )

Oh shut up, literally nobody is impressed about your experience with weird kinky BBS boards or IRC chats

awnery,

k bb

Lightsong,

You have a tiny cock.

asteriskeverything,

I put on my robe and wizard hat

asteriskeverything, (edited )
ramius345, (edited )
awnery,

yeah that’s accurate

NaibofTabr,
Klear,

The only correct way to announce masturbation.

Zidane,

Definitely don’t have a text channel for announcing jerkin it

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
Toes,

Seems those people are under appreciated there, they should cum here!

feedum_sneedson,

Oh, cum like orgasm (verb) or semen (noun)? That’s a very clever bit of wordplay.

bleistift2,

That discord’s users must have dedication to make these emotion reactions happen.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

You clearly haven’t seen the uk embassy discord

JackRiddle,

The what now?

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I refuse to elaborate

TimewornTraveler,

that’s pretty standard for just about any major server. not too hard to spell stuff. there’s a keyboard shortcut that lets you hold the emoji menu open.

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