ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Depends on how the song is interpreted. The intention is probably “by the 𝑛ᵗʰ day of Christmas, my true love had given to me [list of 𝑛+(𝑛–1)+…1 items]” but the actual grammar means that by day 12, you’d have received 𝑛(13–𝑛) of the 𝑛ᵗʰ item, or

  • 12 drummers drumming
  • 22 pipers piping
  • 30 lords-a leaping
  • 36 ladies dancing
  • 40 maids a-milking
  • 42 swans a-swimming
  • 42 geese a-laying
  • 40 gold rings
  • 36 calling birds
  • 30 French hens
  • 22 turtle doves
  • 12 partriges in pear trees

Total is 184 birds. By day 7, only 69 birds, up 50 % from 46 by day 6. At least the number of received birds stays constant (23) on days 8-12. The geese technically-a-reproducing are not accounted for, as the eggs might not be fertilized and take several weeks to hatch.

Also explored in an awesome video by Vihart: YouTube/Piped/Vimeo

Artyom,

Curse you Carl Friedrich Gauss and your distribution! Is there no escape?!?

downdaemon,
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this is why i come to lemmy

TimewornTraveler,

Fourty! Golden! Rings!

captain_aggravated,
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  1. From days 8 to 12 your true love gives you milkmaids, dancing ladies, leaping lords, pipers and drummers. Human beings. As gifts. Which makes eating the birds feel a lot more okay.
  2. This carol was written back when Christmas was a mere 12 days long. Now Christmas starts in mid-October. “On the eightieth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…”
EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh…but your true love gives you those same quantities of gifts every day plus the new thing on the new day.

abcde_fz,

This is quality shit.

tias,

If my true love flips me bird, she might not be my true love after all.

lugal,

I wonder who’s behind it. c/birdsarentreal

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