Da_Boom,
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Damn, I guess it’s only fair

0x4E4F, (edited )

I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total… you really think I’m gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

aBundleOfFerrets,

Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

ericbomb,

But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yes

ericbomb,

I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.

MrShankles,

You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you’re happy, cause I’m exhausted

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Glad to help! Lol

bigFab,

I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it’s freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yes, very.

Electric_Druid,

Ok but I gotta finish poppin’ first

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
surewhynotlem,

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??

Risk,

If by ‘can’ you mean ‘place where shit goes’ and by ‘place where shit goes’ you mean ‘work’, then yes.

MrShankles,

Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I’ll add 20 push-ups at the end… I’m now too scared not to

don,

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

happilybitchycowboy,
@happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world avatar

No can do. My left arm is broke.

cm0002,

Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine

happilybitchycowboy,
@happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪

Entropy,

I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Ok, there is ONE excuse.

Entropy,

🤣

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

Entropy,

Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

There.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

And cut down on the pancakes

Shiggles,

Or don’t and just do

~100 calories for a medium pancake

~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

=277 pushups per pancake.

Totally worth it!

TeckFire,

You know what?

I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Deal 🤝

TheBlue22,

I’m in a car my gamer

manuallybreathing,

I dont take orders from people who wear crosses, soeey doge

AVincentInSpace,

k done now what

blahsay,

Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! www.thepushupchallenge.com.au

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING,

Two slipped discs. Not happening.

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