No excuses
Entropy, I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Ok, there is ONE excuse.
Entropy, 🤣
LemmyKnowsBest, You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone
Entropy, Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.
Annoyed_Crabby, I’m lazy. Should be a good excuse.
toomanypancakes, 
Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
The_Picard_Maneuver, And cut down on the pancakes
Shiggles, Or don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
Public_Tumbleweed, Double it and give it to the next person
TeckFire, You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
The_Picard_Maneuver, Deal 🤝
pan0wski, 
O7
bastian_5, I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…
Electric_Druid, Ok but I gotta finish poppin’ first
The_Picard_Maneuver,
surewhynotlem, I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??
Risk, If by ‘can’ you mean ‘place where shit goes’ and by ‘place where shit goes’ you mean ‘work’, then yes.
MrShankles, Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.
I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I’ll add 20 push-ups at the end… I’m now too scared not to
don, pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop
Tsanad, And done.
jackoneill, Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.
0x4E4F, (edited ) I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total… you really think I’m gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?
aBundleOfFerrets, Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…
Enzy, Swedish Too drunk for this shit.
ericbomb, But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???
The_Picard_Maneuver, Yes
ericbomb, I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.
happilybitchycowboy, 
No can do. My left arm is broke.
cm0002, Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine
happilybitchycowboy, I’m a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪
1984, 
I’m sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.
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