Survive the zombie apocalypse
GrammatonCleric, 
Katana - because katana
First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana
Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding
Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me
KISSmyOS, I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.
barttier, 
Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place
0x4E4F, Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.
BluesF, ಠ_ಠ
Gingerlegs, It’s…your dog!
SeeMinusMinus, 
You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.
KISSmyOS, For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited ) 
Solar panel’s not on there.
NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.
KISSmyOS, I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.
barttier,
- Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
- Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
Valmond, 2 picks gang!
Machete & motorbike.
Shiggles, Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.
SeeMinusMinus,
- Water purifier because I need water!!!
- first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
- flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
- machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
EatYouWell, (edited ) Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.
Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.
Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.
smuuthbrane, 
Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.
dab, 
I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.
0x4E4F, (edited ) Water purifer, AK-47, Machette, Jeep… I hope the Jeep has a CB and a first aid kit 😁.
Colorcodedresistor, deleted_by_author
0x4E4F, (edited ) I was thinking about the german shephard… regardless if it’s trained or not, it’s a liability, it might become a zombie too.
And I chose the AK-47 because I thought it came with at least 1 round of ammo 🤷.
Ookami38, I like the idea of everything is best-case. So a trained pup, a loaded gun with couple of boxes of spare ammo, a new jeep with a full tank, etc.
Risk, I’d swap the flashlight for the body armour - easier to find a flashlight out and about.
Demuniac, I’d argue you might need a flashlight to find a flashlight but most homes will at least have a small version that will suffice
problematicPanther, 
Modern jeeps require regular part swaps every few weeks
Aussiemandeus, 
Body armour for bites Crossbow for hunting Machete for defense Water purifier for water
This is assuming its not airborn and if it was respirator presuming im not imune to it already
pandarang, 
Pistol.
End of list.
Pons_Aelius, Machete
crossbow
body armour
night-vision.
Stealth, protection and silent defence.
scytale, Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking
Water purifier - no explanation needed
Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight
Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly
lunarul, Wtf are you going to hunt with a machete?
Ookami38, Trapping is probably better terminology. A machete can be used to easily enough make some simple traps, then execute whatever was caught. Hopefully food.
dual_sport_dork, 
Uh. I already have all of this stuff except the dog. What do I win?
Is it a dog? I hope I win the dog.
Ookami38, You lose it all except 3 items. But you do get the dog.
wiLD0, (edited )
- Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans
- Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night
- Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity
- Body armor - will put it on whenever there’s a risk
None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.
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