WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.

Wermhatswormhat,

Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:

It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?

JackiesFridge,
@JackiesFridge@lemmy.world avatar

Friend of mine: ‘Haven’t been “Dr Perky” since my first kid.’

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
cmbabul,

Where is Dr Topper?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Look, we could spend all day naming Dr.s they left out…

cmbabul,

Fair but this is still Dollar General erasure

tacosanonymous,

Okay but zevias are great.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.

Got_Bent,

Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.

billiam0202,

Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.

ZeroCool,

a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!

EpeeGnome,

I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.

recapitated, (edited )

It doesn’t take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.

If that’s real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.

Tofushopdriftin,

I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.

LEONHART,

Bored to Death did that for me.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

Becker was on for so long but a lot of people still never gave it a chance.

Even_Adder, (edited )

Dr Perfect

Ok buddy, chill out.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Right.

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Best I can do is Dr Fine.

Vuraniute,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

Dr Perfect is the enemy of Dr Good Enough

SuperIce,

“Dr. Fine Soda”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He’s not Dr. Perfect and he’s not Dr. Right, but he sure is Dr. Fine.

dingus,

Is Dr. Perky a plastic surgeon?

aeronmelon,

In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.

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