petersr,

What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?

Sanyanov,

Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?

FQQD,

Probably A. Gotta get that balding

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Both are balding. You are just covering up the fact that you want an infinite amount of uncles

FQQD,

No, just the balding. (How did you know?)

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.

explodicle,

Oh they’re dead fish? I was hoping to restore threatened and endangered species.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who said that they are endangered? What if they are all new invasive fish, it didn’t say they already existed in nature, simply that they are rare. A one of a kind fish, is the rarest of fish.

explodicle,

In that case, I’ll recreate the works of Shakespeare.

qwerty_bastard,

Seriously specific

AWittyUsername,

A, I’d create an uncle army and take over the world.

Dicska,

I’m more peaceful, I would just make an uncle reactor.

AWittyUsername,

Oh so universal unlimited energy. Why not do both?

Dicska, (edited )

Fair enough, 2 * unlimited is unlimited.

Supermikea,

Uncleareactor

CaptPretentious, (edited )

B. Not even a question. A is awful (except being friends with Tom could be chill)

Lodespawn,

Being friends with Tom Hardy seems like the worst bit. Who the hell wants to be friends with some preppy english toff?

MightyGalhupo,

Everyone

Sorgan71,

i’d give anything to have a constant boner

MeatsOfRage,

No way I’d want to do weird toilet yoga every time I went for a piss

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

I hope we’ll never see you at the community swimming pool

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,

TeamDman,

Infinite rare fish sounds like a modded skyblock resource generation system

thorbot,

This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

Im_old,

A: uncles take care of themselves (unlike the fish), you can have much more fun with uncles. Always hard could be a problem… I mean, it means I could never wear jeans again. Could be always hard on demand. Also I really like lambos. Tom Hardy is a cool guy as well.

CoffeeJunkie,

You have serious real estate & infinite rare fish you can sell for a lot of money, and the government isn’t tax-raping your profits to death, you can buy several or more lambos.

Im_old,

I might not be up to date with Mongolia real estate value. Isn’t it most steppe? Plus I really don’t want to deal with people to sell them the fish. I’m more for a relaxed and fun life with all my uncles and Tom Hardy, not the hustle.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t like the Mongolian real estate empire, it doesn’t say you can’t sell it.

RememberTheApollo_,

Do I have to live in Mongolia?

outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

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