New Year's Santa figurines
Dasnap, 
Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.
JCreazy, No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.
Maikeruk, Ho ho ohhhh!
lemmy_get_my_coat, That base does not look flared enough
Jubei_K_08, Santa girthy tho’. Your chimney better be ready.
sangriaferret, St Dickolas
gedaliyah, (edited ) 
Bonus round:
A very merry Christmas indeed!
Santa Claus is coming.
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
It’s nice to be on the naughty list.
Will he fit in my chimney?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Ding dong! Merrily on high
Lophostemon, (edited ) A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.
Wirrvogel, You made me understand what this was about, thank you!
Lophostemon, Don’t become a statistic my friend.
WashedOver, 
I now understand why mommy couldn’t wait for Santa to show up!
zyratoxx, (edited ) 
Has she been a good or a bad girl?
Viking_Hippie, A very bad one.
zyratoxx, It’s penetration time then
Smoked_Brie, This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis
NotSpez, Or r/theyknew
Kecessa, Welp, that’s going down a chimney tonight!
Outsider9042, Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.
ATDA, The gift that keeps on giving…
Lemminary, They knew.
fastandcurious, Is there something like c/theyknew ?
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