nicknonya,
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Humans when they hear a gunshot vs Humans when Great Beast Gltheth arises from the Deep Slumber 😂🤣😂😂

aluminium, (edited )

A successful hunt is a successful hunt

mrfriki,

You hear that Mr. Anderson?.. That is the sound of inevitability…

Turun,

Humans when they see a vaguely humanoid shape in the dark: your upper picture

Humans when they are actively destroying the very basis of their existence, causing large, currently inhabited areas, to be uninhabitable in a few decades: this is fine meme, photoshopped to see the rain forest burning and cities flooding.

Rakonat,

They are just giant rodents.

Heisenburner, (edited )
ButtCheekOnAStick,

87 mph in american, btw.

Pharmacokinetics,
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“There was a time where they cared nothing for General Motors when their only experience of humanity was a Volkswagen golf 1974 coming at them down a steel corridor.” -Gman

thedarkfly,

It’s actually a very reasonable behavior if cars were normal predators: wait for the last moment before jumping out of the way so that the predator has to do a 180° and you’ve already left.

Kase,

It would be really nice if they’d actually jump away tho :(

Veedem,
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Being that many deer impacts happen at night, I believe I read a long while ago, that their delay in response is because the headlights temporarily blind them since they’re in the dark and suddenly are looking right into light. That period of freezing is them waiting for their eyes to adjust so they can decide on the action to take.

kattenluik,

I don’t blame them, ever walked when it was dark out? Headlights are blinding and I’d freeze too.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

God is watching–atching-atching God is watching-atching-atching

camr_on,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

BEWARE

CarbonIceDragon,
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To be fair on the deer, no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted to understanding objects moving that fast

Viking_Hippie,

no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted

Nonsense. Deer, including wild deer, live in parts of the world where that threat exists.

Adaptation being beneficial for survival is about what IS, not only what’s natural. As far as reasons go, survival is kind of a big one for “instincts to be adapted”.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Sure, but evolution takes a long time and cars have been a common enough threat to potentially cause selection pressure for what, a century or so maybe?

herrvogel,

Nah dude, that don’t make no sense. Do animals only ever run from predators? Do they not have an instinct to avoid colliding with objects? Do they simply let 2 tons of steel smash into them just because it doesn’t look like anything they know that would want to eat them?

humorlessrepost,

Same for primates but we still jump out of the way. Stupid fuckin artiodactyla.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Maybe, but freeze is one of the reactions along with fight and flight.

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