badbytes,

Dog eat dog. All the big nerds are the little ones.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Kernel developers are like black angels who were banned 🚫 for their incompetence so they had to find a niche that wouldn’t remind them of corporate heaven. This is why they don’t take care of themselves, they smell like tarmac, still send commits through fax and generally are stuck in the 90’s. Maybe Japan would welcome them, but not 🚫 USA.

SOB_Van_Owen,

“Mr. Chambers! Don’t get on that ship! That OS, it’s…it’s a COOKBOOK!”

RagingHungryPanda,

now that’s a reference I haven’t seen in a while

grandkaiser,

To serve kernel is a cookbook! 🍿

ZetaLightning94,

To be fair, I’m still a large in my old shirts but an xlt in new shirts. Not always us getting bigger, but the cuts getting smaller

coolie4,

Bro, you just stretched out your shirts

Cheesus,

Sorry to break it to you but vanity sizing has made clothes bigger

UnfortunateShort,

By now, Arch and Rust fans have probably corrected this 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Linux Symposium Statistics - Sock Length

skeeter_dave,

I’m xxl but I’m also built like a forklift. When I was younger I could throw rolls of vinyl flooring over my shoulder. I wish I took better care of my knees though.

Sami_Uso,

I’m xxl but I’m also built like a plastic bag filled with mashed potatoes. When I was younger I was last in the pacer test.

Melatonin,

I read “foreskin” first pass.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Dude was built like a foreskin. Loose, and wrinkly.”

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Ha! All you Linux nerds are fat.

I mean I’m fat too but you guys also.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

from twinks to hell yeah

Franzia,

Those twinks found out about oversized tees

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