No_Eponym,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.

YoorWeb,

Japan is a truly strange space.

Jimmycrackcrack,

In case you get raided and the flush isn’t working.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

When you set your FOV too high

Vinny_93,

This is for when you try to flush, but the water rises and there’s no way you won’t be flooding the stall. They’re offering you a way out.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Considering that makes me go near-fetal, I’d probably take that option.

Treczoks,

The view out of the window sharply increases your speed of doing a #2.

9point6,

I would forever be thinking, “what if I accidentally walk out though?” And proceed to never go near that window

Duranie,

That’s actually a nifty little trick your brain plays on you to help keep you away from danger. Problem is, some people settings are off and that “feature” becomes a bug.

fastandcurious,

Cheeky ass brain!

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it’s a convenient way to end things on a high note

arandomthought,

Please never call it that again.

Viking_Hippie,

What, “s-bend”?

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Haha nice ✋

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁✋️

Whitebrow,

It’s the plumbing of the toilet. Shaped like a S

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁

Venicon,
@Venicon@sopuli.xyz avatar

The rusty sheriffs badge, you mean?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

caviar cross

KreekyBonez,

the ol’ muddy basement window

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The good old meaty fun bridge

CubbyTustard,

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  • Gradually_Adjusting,
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    One doesn’t at all mind the occasional tongue punch in the fart box, does one?

    arandomthought,

    I hate you all <3

    Jakdracula,
    @Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

    You mean the balloon knot?

    funny,
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