You can shame a dog. “Rover, did you break the lamp? Did you break the lamp?” Rover bows his head, looks guilty as hell, whines.
You cannot shame a cat. “Fluffy, did you break the lamp?” Fluffy looks up, says “Yes I did, it was louder than the slamming gates of hell. You’re gonna need a new one.” and starts washing a paw.
I love the new season where Dennis imagines plunging his hand into the guys chest and rips out his heart, and that’s what Dennis needs to lower his blood pressure
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