FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

BunnyKnuckles, (edited )
@BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website avatar

Healthy fuck.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fine! Fine! I’ll go jogging, you bastard!

Saltblue, (edited )

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

Ulvain,

How many pebbles in a stone, and stone in a boulder? It’s a convenient measurement, I’m sure.

Evilsmiley,

1 stone is 14lbs, the uk still like to use imperial for measuring weight and height

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

UK seems to be using every measure available.

ifDogsCouldTalk,

Pounds isn’t already imperial?

nowsuiluj,
@nowsuiluj@lemmy.world avatar

Pounds is force and stone is mass I believe.

LazerFX,

Lb-ft is force - the number of pounds per foot. Pounds is 1/14 of a stone, or a Stone is 14 pounds. 2.2 pounds per kilogramme.

Evilsmiley, (edited )

Yeah but i only see the British using Stone, americans just use pounds from what I’ve seen.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

All I know is that a large boulder can be the size of a small boulder.

Kase,
Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

And they say words don’t affect you physically.

AngryCommieKender,

294 lbs for other confused Americans, 133.4 Kg for everyone else that’s not British.

positiveWHAT,

Are you sure? 133 kilo is two of me…

prayer,

1 stone = 14 pounds ≈ 6 kilo

gravitas_deficiency,

What is this, Diagon Alley?

el_abuelo,

That’s why this is a news article, it’s really quite impressive in terms of both weight gained and weight lost.

AngryCommieKender,

That’s what Google said

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, I don’t even weigh 21 stone, he lost more than I weigh! That’s wild.

xploit, (edited )

Well it’s UK so I’m guessing now the friend goes: “skinny fuck” every day?

OutlierBlue,

He lost a lot of weight and all it took was daily malicious bullying?! How inspirational.

chumbalumber, (edited )

It’s not necessarily malicious – given general humour in this country, it’s likely he wanted to lose weight and asked his friend to text him that daily as a form of motivation.

Edit: however, I’d like to point out that consensually being sent that by a friend is fundamentally different to having abuse thrown at you by a stranger on the internet for your body shape.

gerryflap,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

21 stone?! I swear you guys will use anything instead of metric

Thranduil,

Actually stone is used by the brits instead of americans

andrew, (edited )
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

21 stone is approximately 1.54 Americans, by my calculations. Another weird unit of measure but who am I to judge?

Blackmist,

Only for adult body weight.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I do believe that’s the joke.

ericisshort, (edited )

Yes. The Brits still use a few non-metric measurements at times. In fact, it was America’s British heritage that got us Americans into the bad habit of using imperial over metric in the first place.

gerryflap,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

I was already wondering that. Whether they’re Americans or British, they seem to have the same fear of using logical measuring systems like metric

thetreesaysbark, (edited )

Haha I don’t think it’s about fear. It’s probably about having hundreds of years of using those measurements, and it being very baked in to the language used between people to communicate.

Nobody wants to have to translate between kg and stone all the time. It’s tedious. If you live in a country where all your interactions are going to be in one measurement then you’re probably just going to go along with everyone else.

Even down to ‘goin down the pub for a pint’ being a commonly used phrase which doesn’t have the same ring when it’s '‘goin down the pub for a half litre’.

Eheran, (edited )

That’s the thing, they do use kg. So it is not something they don’t know about. Just that stone for people’s weight specifically somehow is still in use.

For the pint, I do not think it is about the volume when someone says that. As of they are only going to drink one anyway?! Replace it with beer and it is a perfectly normal thing to say.

HamsterRage,

Stone only makes sense for people used to pounds, shillings and pence. For instance, “This costs 3 pound, 4 shilling and 8”, and, “I weight 12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces”.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

“12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces”, instead of saying “133.4 kilogram”. Lol. :)

But the “being used to it” is always hard to overcome.

bstix,

I’m impressed that it only took a quarter of a dozen fortnights.

afraid_of_zombies,

Wow I could travel so many furloughs in that time period.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Does anyone remember those stories about the really fat girl who went to Japan and the person who documented their antics?

SonicBlue03,

So did he lose stones or grow a pair? This is so confusing.

TheGrandNagus,

Stones = feet but for weight not length

brown567,

But Stone isn’t used in the US

It seems to exclusively be used in countries that get on Americans’ case for not using metric XD

martino,

We don’t exclusively use metric in the UK. We use a hybrid of the two. Most of the comments that “get on Americans’ case” about it are likely coming from continental Europeans and other countries which do use metric exclusively.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

I didn’t say the US did… I’m explaining it in a way Americans would understand, because they use feet but unusually don’t use its weight equivalent, and ask in comment sections wtf a stone is (bit of a funny role reversal considering it’s usually US units people are asking wtf they mean)

It’s pretty much just the UK and Ireland that use it, and even then, it’s only used for weighing people, boxing, and horse racing.

A lot of people just say their weight in kg, stone is used less and less as older people die out.

Eheran,

So were those stones ugly? Or just too much for his furniture? Why is this so anti-stones?

jana,

He ate them, that’s why he was so big. He lost (passed?) them and is now skinny

Eheran,

That makes sense, thank you!

postmateDumbass,

Stones are made of high fructose corn syrup, maltodexotrin, skittles, and xanthan gum?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Zeus tricked him into eating them.

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